what do you want to be when you grow up?

<p>I'd say the next Vonnegut. </p>

<p>That or a hobo. Give or take internet exploitation.</p>

<p>barack obama</p>

<p>I want to become famous for something completely ridiculous hipster kids some hundred years from now can enexpectedly discover in a history book or trivia quiz at and go "***" over.</p>

<p>THE WOMAN THAT INVENTED THE SELF-HEATING BAGEL!</p>

<p>i want to be mrs. jon stewart when i grow up.</p>

<p>Hardly anyone wants to be the one to rid the world of disease, poverty, and apathy? You all lie on your college essays! </p>

<p>(I kid!).</p>

<p>As for me, I want to be a rich patroness of the arts. I would also like to be a college professor (in my dreams). O! money, you are too attractive to live without!</p>

<p>Really buff, an 8’ft warrior who carries a huge sword and kills hundreds of guys on the battlefield without taking a scratch.</p>

<p>The owner of a Audi R8 and a Mercedes G55 AMG.</p>

<p>Professional World of Warcraft player.</p>

<p>A few possibilities- </p>

<ul>
<li>private money manager</li>
<li>businessowner</li>
<li>real estate developer/investor</li>
</ul>

<p>oh. and the owner of a 760Li</p>

<p>nice car but I don’t know about sedans…why not a nice m6</p>

<p>I want to be Tom Stoppard sans peen.</p>

<p>@ you<em>of</em>eh</p>

<p>I love sedans. They look so much more proportioned than coupes.</p>