<p>to someone? </p>
<p>Did you beat them up in front of you're friends?
Did you spit in their mouth?
Did you make up a lie? </p>
<p>what did you do?</p>
<p>I don't know exactly if this qualifies as "mean"...</p>
<p>In seventh grade I had this teacher who was TERRIBLE! I didn't "hate" her persay but I wouldn't have minded if she had been fired. And I was willing to speed that event up quite a bit. Other students had gone to the counselors and complained about her [there're too many things to list here that she did which were worthy of complaint...] but the counselors thought it was just a personal problem with the teacher or something. So, I had the bright idea to start a petition. It was NOT a petition to directly get her fired... I was planning to go to the counselor and complain myself, and be able to have the petition of signed names as reference like "these people ALL feel the same way". But it could have been viewed as a petition to indirectly get her fired.. who knows. I was simply exercising my rights as stated in the first amendment!
Anyway, some little pansy student "told on me," and said "____'s got a petition out to get you fired!!!!!" to the teacher. I mean, I had like 400 signatures over like 2 days, lol. So, the teacher pulls me out of class and tries yelling at me and I was like, "right to petition," and she said "I've never heard of that!" And she was a social studies teacher for crying out loud!
Anyway, I ended up writing some little bit of a "letter of apology" which was more of a... "please don't get the other kids who signed it in trouble, it was all my idea, punish me if you have to punish anybody." She finally told me she was going to write me up for "undermining her authority," but that never happened.</p>
<p>Don't know if that qualifies as "being mean," but I made her cry a lot :[</p>
<p>Wow that was really long, sorry :]</p>
<p>jerkface :p</p>
<p>She is obviously incompetent enough to be fired if she never heard of Tinker vs. Des Moines and she is a social studies teacher. I hope you still went to your guidance counselor with the petition</p>
<p>I don't think what I did qualifies as mean. Well, I didn't until my friend told me that it was quite insulting. </p>
<p>Anyway, like INVENIAMVIAM, I had that teacher that I hated and I was acting all nice with him because I had him a third of my time at school. There was this remediation where he told us what to study and I was already angry at him because of something that happened the day before in class, and I started telling him that I thought his classes were boring and how I was always sleeping in the back... That I would rather go off and do something useful. </p>
<p>His face... it was hilarious! But he never did anything, because I'm quite honest most of the time and I have a weird sense of humor. He probably wrote it off as a joke or something... :)</p>
<p>It wasn't really that mean, butmust have been a ***** to clean up</p>
<p>I went to a friends house when he was holding a party. After eating a ton, another friend and I went to the store to buy about 50 rolls of tp, about 100 maxi pads, saran wrap, and icyhot. We trashed my friends house after they went to sleep. We took all of the tp from the trees that we could reach and tore it into little pieces. All of the maxi pads that went on the cars had icyhot on them as did the door to their house. One of my idiot friends went around the neighborhood and took all the signs (for sale, election endorsements) from other houses and put them on my friends house. Before we left we took their house and wet everything down, so it would be harder to clean.</p>
<p>One of my friends has a warrant for his arrest because of this. HAHA.</p>
<h1>1) I was taking a test in some room where two teachers had a chess game going on. I heard one of the teachers saying that she thought her opponent was cheating. When the room was empty, I put one of her opponent's bishops back on the board! I love just imagining the argument she'd have with her opponent and how he (the opponent) would vehemently deny putting his bishop back! Makes me laugh so much.</h1>
<h1>2) I have this teacher I hate, and sometimes we have to write up homework answers on clear plastic sheets (that go on overheads) so she can display them to the class. Once, when I was assigned to write a problem on the overhead sheet, I wrote the problem and answer, and then flipped the sheet over and wrote my name backwards on the other side. I love imagining my teacher erasing the sheet, but being unable to erase my name. And she keeps trying harder to erase it but it won't even smudge!</h1>
<p>I just wish I could see the results what I did. But it's still fun imagining them.</p>
<p>Perhaps I've done meaner things, but those two were funny and school-related.</p>
<p>Hm.....</p>
<p>I guess that would have to be a dare that I completed for my best friend one day....</p>
<p>I stole somebody's water balloons at a public park and blew up like 10 of them. They had one of those covered, twirly slides and whenever someone went down it for about 10 people in a row, I threw a water balloon at them (and yes, they all were soaked. I was only like 10, but somehow didn't get caught or chewed out!</p>
<p>We were playing this game outside in the jungle gym in the park, and everyone was crowded in the edge of this playground thing and I pushed this dude off the playground thing and he fell about 15 feet onto the ground and broke his arm. I pretended I didn't know how he fell.</p>
<p>Kicked a girl in the cooch and made her cry, went out with a girl on a bet (i did kinda like her though)...and Once I was at the gym working out and some retarded looking italian guy was yelling about something, so I told him to shut the **** up really loudly, idk it wasn't that mean but he did shut up.</p>
<p>My teacher came into class one day( in 5th grade) and told the classes that she had some diabetes attack, or something like that, the night before.She claimed that she almost died and I said, " Know what, I really wish you would have." I greatly disliked her, for dumb little kid reasons, but it was harsh. She left the room crying and came in like an hour later. Also, I don't know if this makes a difference, but she was like 60.</p>
<p>I took urinated on this guys bandanna and stuffed it in his duffel bag.</p>
<p>There was a guy I hated who liked me.
So I ah.. ruined his life =)</p>
<p>Like...Eric Cartman style?</p>
<p>I, uh, kicked someone in the eye, and laughed at him.</p>
<p>and Once I was at the gym working out and some retarded looking italian guy was yelling about something, so I told him to shut the **** up really loudly, idk it wasn't that mean but he did shut up.</p>
<p>You are my hero...</p>
<p>I printed out an IM and handed it out around school..</p>
<p>ive kicked people in teh middle a few times -_-</p>
<p>I ripped the guy's Yugioh card, rare card, called "Mirror Force" because he was supposed to give it to me anyways.</p>
<p>Oh my god. My God. I never should have...</p>
<p>Never, ever tear the sacred cards of 13 year old Yugioh fanatics. It's...abhorrent. </p>
<p>That and those 13 year old ninja freaks who think they're saving the freaking world with their paper ninja stars, popularized into that retarded idealistic crap by some cartoon (I think it's Naruto, I saw it on CartoonNetwork a couple times, boring as hell...) and so I say "st(f)u you noobs you aren't ninjas. Go die." And they throw their paper-made ninja stars at you while jumping 4 inches off the ground.</p>