<p>I second the recommendation to become an orthodontist. Mine mostly just “checks” whatever the hygenist does, and looks at x-rays that the hygenist takes. It’s been a year and a half and all he has done to my teeth is put the braces on. Even then the hygenist seemed to do most of the work, and he was only there for part of the procedure.</p>
<p>Become the next “James Patterson”! Sure he did write the first batch of best sellers but now he cranks out 3 to 4 best sellers a year with several different co-writers to do the heavy lifting!</p>
<p>High class hookers have to do a lot of work. Look good, have good sex, and stay up all night, not to mention always worrying about crazy guys and wives. </p>
<p>No job is easy with that salary.</p>
<p>^ If you’re nationally ranked you’re getting paid several hundred per night (like over 500), especially if you’re working alone. You can still go 5 days a week.</p>
<p>Not so bad tbqh.</p>
<p>I’ve got another. Copy Casey Anthony.</p>
<p>She’s been offered one MILLION dollars to appear on the Jerry Springer Show. Not to mention all the money she’s going to make from books, interviews, movies, and adult films. I guess this is how we reward child-killers in America.</p>
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<p>^But that won’t last long, soon people will forget her and the money will dry up. She will have only 15 minutes of fame.</p>
<p>[Best</a> Jobs in America 2010 - Quality of Life: Low Stress - Money Magazine on CNNMoney.com](<a href=“http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/bestjobs/2010/qualitylife/index.html]Best”>Best Jobs in America 2010 - Quality of Life: Low Stress - Money Magazine on CNNMoney.com)</p>
<p>“Which is better? 1 or 2?” I think optometrist would be a pretty easy, stress-free job. You probably wouldn’t start out at $100k+ but I believe the median income is around $100k for optometrists.</p>
<p>“A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.”</p>
<p>Lottery winner.</p>
<p>Actually, I have always wanted to be the NHL commissioner. From what I gather, he is a well paid “mom” for the players. He makes rules, gives out punishment, and makes arrangements for play-offs. Sounds like what I do all the time! LOL</p>
<p>pharmacist.</p>
<p>Sports</p>
<p>Have fun while getting millions?</p>
<p>Count me in</p>
<p>^but think of the intense workout regimen and the pressure to win. I wouldn’t call it at all relaxing.</p>
<p>Professional sports, at least the major ones, are anything but relaxing. The work you have to put in - the workouts, the drills, the injuries, the skills, the conditioning, the diets - is so intense that you REALLY have to love the game to even consider doing all of it.</p>
<p>Nobel Prize Laureate. The monetary prize is like 1.4 million dollars.</p>
<p>Lottery Winner. In the past decade over 10 people have won Jackpots in the $150,000,000+ range.</p>
<p>On a more serious note: orthodontist. The one I used to go to charged $250 per session to literally just make the braces tighter. She would have at least 2 people per hour, making her $500 per hour. This doesn’t include when you have to pay for new braces or extra stuff for extra charge. I remember the last year I was with her, she bought the other room in the same floor of the medical building and I asked her what she was going to do with it and she said “i don’t know”. Reminded me of what someone said here a couple of posts before.</p>
<p>Wow I had no other idea orthodontists had it so easy. Why doesn’t everyone scramble for this career though? Does being a “doctor” sound better than being that “orthodontist?”</p>
<p>I would go for the ortho if the benefits said above are bona fide.</p>
<p>The casey anthony thing is depressing though. Really</p>
<p>Dentists, urgh. Why are your fingers all wrinkly? Because they’ve been in peoples mouths all day.</p>