<p>I slipped in front of the girls locker room today. I didn’t see any familiar faces but ugh how embarrassing!</p>
<p>When I was a freshman I moved my locker to one up two floors by putting every book I had into my backpack. I literally COULD NOT breathe. I passed my Algebra II teacher on the way and he just stared at me and my giant backpack. I probably just should have dragged it.</p>
<p>lol one day I forgot to bring my gym clothes home to wash for the weekend, and it had been sitting there in my locker for the one-week-long break, so naturally by the time I’d gotten back it was disgusting. No one else had any other changes to lend to me, and I was really panicky because I didn’t want to have to get bad marks for the day and detention lol</p>
<p>So I just held my breath and stuffed them on anyway. When I got outside and sat down everyone around me starts wrinkling up their noses and sniffing out uncomfortably. lol in the end everyone just assumed it was this weird quiet kid in the corner. I felt so bad. :(</p>
<p>Me during lunch:</p>
<p>“Dude, Im pretty sad that senior from last year left. She had the biggest t***.”<-me
“Which one?” <-friend
(me in a loud voice) “You remember! <name>! She had some of the biggest pairs I have ever seen.”
(friend) “dude… her sister is at the table right next to us.”</name></p>
<p>I turn and see the sister looking at me. Very awkward</p>
<p>I was in the bathroom too busy texting when I walked into a stall. Empty, closed the door, and did my stuff. Little do I know that I forgot to lock the door, so when my friend goes to the bathroom, he opens the first stall’s door wide open lol it really looked like I was… yeah, especially with the phone on my left hand…embarrasing!</p>
<p>Well I don’t really have any embarassing moments. A memorable moment would be when my friend and I went into a classroom during class through the window which was slightly opened. My friend went in first and made it in smooth and quietly, I went through the window and tripped and made a loud bang when hitting the ground and the teacher then noticed us and kicked us out. Another memorable moment was on a tennis trip, our tennis team was walking in the lobby and our tennis coach mooned our whole tennis team plus the two workers in the lobby. </p>
<p>Oh and one last moment. We just arrived at the school for our tennis match. Our school vs another school. Our bus was parked right next to the other teams bus and the other teams bus door was open. A kid on my team walks onto the other teams bus (all of the their players are on that bus) and was like “oh this isn’t my bus” as a joke. When he gets back on my teams bus, the tennis coach takes off that kids shirt (the player that went on the other teams bus as a joke) and tells him to go back on the other teams bus which he does. Thought that was a funny moment…</p>
<p>haha This kid went up to talk about how his summer was -typical english inclass assignment in september - spent on his grandparents’ lavish estate and farm, his grandpa’s large Hermes tie collection…I almost got kicked out for asking" Wait,did you say Herpes collection?" haha poor kid’s billion dollar face turned so red I thought the Dow Jones was having a bad day 
One thing I remember from that day was how he kept going on and on about farm work (the only time he will ever experience actual work, I bet)…
*<strong><em>:“I even milked some of the animals, I really liked milking the goats, they were the nicest to see and touch”
Me:“Did you milk males and females?”
*</em></strong>:“Are you trying to be funny? I milked the males you fool”</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHA seriously, I just X-ed him twice in a single presentation! only reason hes still here is 'cause he wants to establish his wealth by paying the tuition fees (pretty high, even for UHNWI ppl)…</p>
<p>I’m enjoying these ;)</p>
<p>Well, just a few weeks ago once the last bell rung I was in a huge hurry to leave, so I was moving a little too fast. And right at the top of this really crowded staircase, which was wall-to-wall packed with people, I tripped over my shoe and one of the folders I was carrying slid right over the railing. 4 weeks of papers, raining down onto everybody below, and to top it all off some poor kid got beamed in the head by the folder. I was so stunned I started laughing hysterically, which I’m sure made everybody want to get out of there faster. But at least some people stopped to help!</p>
<p>And back in freshman year, I had a reputation in basketball for being the wide-eyed, innocent little white girl, so a bunch of the older, more 'hood girls tried to teach me how to “get crunk”. Which would have been fine, except then the coach walked in, right when I was going solo, and just stared for a full 10 seconds before suggesting I go practice in front of a mirror. Absolutely mortifying.</p>
<p>Most Embarrasing moment:
I have way too many, but these are two that I will never forget: </p>
<p>First one… I fractured my ankle earlier this school year and was in a cast/crutches for 6 weeks. One day in English class I had just finished a quiz and I stood up to turn it into the teacher, figuring that even without crutches I could just hop the short distance to her desk and turn it in. Well, on my first hop, I slipped and landed on my knees in front of 35 judgmental high school seniors who all burst out laughing. I stood back up as quickly as possible, turned it in, and hopped back to my desk.</p>
<p>2nd one… I was cheering at a football game last year; it was halftime and I wanted to talk to some friends so I decided to just jump the short gate from the sideline to the bleachers. While I was going over, my skirt got caught in the fence and everyone in the crowd enjoyed a nice view of my butt, along with the spectacle of me trying to unhook myself from the fence.</p>
<p>^I just hope youre hot or else, poor pplz</p>