<p>Ir would be my pleasure to offer emotional help and luggage help to anyone of the opposite sex.</p>
<p>I feel like the female essentials have been dwindling since the first few pages, so here they are again, no exceptions -</p>
<p>-tight round bottom complemented by a waist-hip ration of .7
-tight thighs
-pretty face - must have either the cute or sexy appeal, preferably both
-laughs at all jokes, no matter their caliber
-touchy, with attention focusing on certain regions
-soft, because if we wanted someone strong and tough, we would marry a man
-puts out on first date
-knows all the medication, food, and care necessary for treating a sick or wounded man</p>
<p>Yo yo yo, this is Zlizzle lawizzle in the hizzle I want to thank yizzle for bringing the topic back to focusizzle</p>
<p>wow, Triceps, nice list. I especially love the part about putting out on the first date b/c sex on the first date is necessary for a functional relationship. :rolleyes:</p>
<p>lol!</p>
<p>and woo hoo! I have that .7 thing going on :D</p>
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lol...we girls should retaliate wi/ a guys list I don't think I deserve to be in the top 5 so far or whatever that is, so don't worry too much, Blythe
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<p>haha let's see it :rolleyes:</p>
<p>again, collaborative effort.....it was mostly a joke anyway...don't you guys know already that girls are "above" making lists? :cool:</p>
<p>Wow. I'm kind of shocked at all the guys who want girls dumber than they are. Lack of confidence, perhaps...? ;)</p>
<p>blythe, you're added to the list too. I can tell you're hot without even seeing your pic. :)</p>
<p>^^that's warranted bc Blythe is very pretty and also very lucky to live in Hawaii:)</p>
<p>aww so many compliments! thanks!
Sevendust, if you want, I can pm you a picture because your so nice. :)</p>
<p>I have never seen guys' pictures on the internet before (sucks, i know)... anyone here?</p>
<p>the guy has to be smart. arguing over a topic is actually pretty fun. both of you should have a different view on one subject so that you can have soething to talk about. remeber, opposites attract. :D</p>