<p>Did you know that the female yellow jacket wasp lays unfertilized AND fertilized eggs? Or that butterflies and moths are found on every single land mass in the world except for Antarctica? </p>
<p>Think about that, lady.</p>
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<p>SPELLING FAIL.
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<p>It’s called irony, you citric cretin.</p>
<p>Oh, damn lemon, you’re so perceptive!</p>
<p>Sit down right now because you will stand up when you hear this: </p>
<p>The atlas moth, one of the largest silk moths, can be mistaken for a medium-sized bat when flying.</p>
<p>That’s right, freaking atlas moths. They’re the biggest and baddest beasts in all of moth land. If you see one of these frightening beasts don’t even bother running, they will bite your head off before you even think about screaming. Rumor has it that if you grind up a dead atlas moth’s wings you will create a paste that goes well with carrots. No one has been able to get a hold of this paste since atlas moths are so freakin deadly. The next time you’re sad I want you to go on a journey to retrieve this atlas moth paste. No matter what, you will not end the journey sad because the atlas moth will either have bitten your head off, or you will have a paste that goes well with carrots and will be ecstatic. Good luck.</p>
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<p>SHAVE MY HAIRY SOURNESS, SON.</p>
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<p>Did you know that flies cannot taste with their FEET? Like, whoa.</p>
<p>^that’s inaccurate. flies don’t taste. Indian Child failure.</p>
<p>I don’t know what you’re talking about. Read it again.</p>
<p>Obvious edit. Indian Person failure (teehee).</p>
<p>I love how off topic this thread has gone.</p>
<p>to the original question: listen to, dance to, and sing My Favorite Things</p>
<p>^I know, it’s so weird when that happens. I have no clue how people come up with such random posts.</p>
<p>Me neither, it’s quite mind boggling.</p>
<p>That pizza in that Domino’s ad tantalizes the hell out of my soul.</p>
<p>Must. . .resist. . .ordering. . .delivery. . .</p>
<p>I don’t like pizza.</p>
<p>Well you’re obviously not American.</p>
<p>I realize that pizza is Italian but the American version is much more unhealthy and in my opinion, much tastier.</p>
<p>I don’t like cheese. Cheese is French.</p>
<p>I hope this post is buried somewhere deep somewhere in CC because I’m totally compromising my anonymity here.</p>
<p>But you know what’s damn good? Vegan pizza. Hmmm.</p>
<p>Ew. Just no. </p>
<p>I have a friend who’s vegan and she always tries to take me to her stupid vegan restaurants.</p>
<p>I’m not vegan, but vegan pizza is goooooooooooood.</p>