<p>I was arguing about this with my friends. I think its the University of Uranus, but they think its Mars Tech. I say Uranus, because its in the elite Solar League. Who's right?</p>
<p>The one where people can spell prestigious.</p>
<p>I made a mistake geez get over it. No need for your snide remarks.</p>
<p>JoJoBear’s comment sounds like something I would hear from a Solar League student.</p>
<p>I prefer Venus College to most of the co-ed planets myself. Heard there’s a lot of pressure to succeed there though.
Anyone heard from Pluto yet? It’s my safety and some argue that it’s not even accredited, but screw them.</p>
<p>The chapter of Epsilon Rho Rho at Mars University sounds depressing</p>
<p>I was recently offered a full tuition scholarship to Titan Institute of Technology and Science (TITS). However, I’m learning towards the University of Uranus. TITS just can’t compare with the ample opportunity available at Uranus.</p>
<p>^That last sentence was nicely done. +2 to you.</p>
<p>lol u said uranus</p>
<p>Whatever you do, avoid Mercury A&M. I’ve heard that it takes most students over 16 years to get a bachelor’s there.</p>
<p>I hail from the state, Cassini, from the planetary nation, Saturn. I’m going to go to University of Southern Cassini (USC) this upcoming fall after I graduate from high school. Some people also call it U$C, but those people are just jelly of my private school education that costs way too freaking much and also of the superb location of the school in the ghetto east side of the city, Loge Atlas which you may know as LA, the largest city in So-Cass. The school also has an intense rivalry with the local state school in the well-off west/north side of LA, University of Cassini - Loge Atlas (UCLA), but obviously U$C is better.</p>
<p>OP, with spelling like that, you’d be lucky to even get into an Asteroid Belt college.</p>
<p>At my school, the University of Mars at Han Harbor, (UM), I pay less than all of you in the Solar League and get paid a stipend of 20,000 Earth dollars a day to intend. Looks like the Public Solar League is better.</p>
<p>Hey, do you guys know how hard it is for intersolars? I’m from Alpha Centauri, but I’d really like to study at a prestigious Sol university. Can anyone help??!?!?!</p>
<p>Evolution of parody chance threads:</p>
<p>terrible stats/grammar -> applying to Hogwarts -> applying to other made up schools</p>
<p>No way BillyMC. In the Solar League, starism still exists and we will not accept people of your kind to come study at the finest university in the galaxy. Go back to your filthy, about to explode Star.</p>
<p>Do you think by the time I’m able to travel the interstellar distance, enough time will have passed that the Solar League will be ashamed of its starism and try to make everyone forget by enacting affirmative action?</p>
<p>I mean, my first choice is Rigel College, but it’s become so competitive, and the Solar League still has the best galactic reputation.</p>
<p>Some guys from Triangulum tried to get me to go to their university, but that’s really too far for me. Plus, no one will have heard of it once I got back.</p>
<p>You may have a shot at Venus College, I hear their now co-ed, and are heavily recruiting males.</p>
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Interesting. But how does the androgyny of 80% of Alpha Centaurians fit with this? Does one still have to be a part of the binary gender system, or merely not female?</p>
<p>Just put not female, being from Alpha Centauri is quite a hook.</p>