<p>Harvard
You're the best -- you know it, as does everyone else (except for US News and World Report every few years). You might not be hip, you might not be pretty, but you're smart as a whip and you never need to do another impressive thing in your life.</p>
<p>5407 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 519161 times.
1% of people had this result.</p>
<p>WOW. Are those stats for real? Only 1%? I already doubt the validity of this test.</p>
<p>I guess its right. My friends always say "You're the biggest nerd I've ever know". Now to see if the future says the same thing and I get in. I doubt it already since I don't have a perfect 4.0 unweighted and lack some ECs.</p>
<p>Dartmouth
Does anybody even go to Dartmouth anymore? They must have people applying -- it's still sort of hard to get into -- but nobody has ever met any of these people. They're just swallowed up in the Vermont countryside, where they dissapear into a world of dead poets, lager, and argyle vests.</p>
<p>1334 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 519308 times.
0% of people had this result.</p>
<p>Dartmouth
Does anybody even go to Dartmouth anymore? They must have people applying -- it's still sort of hard to get into -- but nobody has ever met any of these people. They're just swallowed up in the Vermont countryside, where they dissapear into a world of dead poets, lager, and argyle vests.</p>
<p>Columbia
You've worn all black since you were nine and knew, even as a nine year old living in nowheresville that you were a New Yorker at heart. Well, you wont make it in the big city. I'm sorry tike. Still, have fun while it lasts, because the rumor is, most Columbia students don't.</p>
<p>Got Princeton on the quiz...also going there next year!</p>
<p>You're smart, you're thin, you're pretty, and goddamit, people love you. You are destined for great, great things, little Princetonian. Let there be a never-ending stream of Country-Club-Like institutions in your unmarred future.</p>