Why do people sleep on beds?

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<p>Just curious, S-O-1700...but if you heard this:</p>

<p>*"My wife's on vacation in the West Indies." </p>

<p>"Jamaica?" </p>

<p>"No, it was her idea."*</p>

<p>Would you reply: "Well...the question was about the place they went on vacation, not who wanted to go."</p>

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<p>no.
the reply began with "no" which already answered the question. Then the speaker added "it was her idea" not to answer the question, but to tell the other person that the destination wasn't to his liking.</p>

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<p>You're killing me with this dissection.</p>

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<p>lol. but that is what it means. isn't it?
so why not clarify it for those who don't see what's right there?</p>

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<p>stuck-on, you need to stop dissecting things. Some jokes and phrases just aren't meant to be explained, and whoever can't understand it is on their own.</p>

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<p>so..........who won??</p>

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<p>What's up with all this disecting? You're killing the point of it.</p>

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<p>Why do people sleep on beds, you ask?
Because all of the park benches are taken.</p>

<p>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!</p>

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<p>The answer to this is really quite simple: sleeping is only an excuse to having a bed, the real reason we have beds is for having sex. Having sex on the floor is a lot more uncomfortable, especially for old people with bad knees. Also, when you are on a bed, there is a lot more shaking, thus a lot more momentum, so your partner thinks you're more hardcore than you actually are, which is always a plus.</p>

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<p>wow nice explanation</p>

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<p>Why thank you, it is only logical.</p>

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<p>CC is sleeping rite now</p>

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<p>depends on where you are.
and I think nyjuniors explanation says it all...this thread should die now.</p>