<p>Of course, Penn isn’t the only university with some sort of name problem. </p>
<p>Princeton was the College of New Jersey for 150 years – more than half its history. The University of Chicago is often mistaken for the University of Illinois at Chicago, a second-tier state university. How many people in the East think USC is a public university? How many people in the Midwest, if you tell them you go to Columbia, think that you are an art student in Chicago, or that you are too embarrassed to say “Mizzou?” Then there’s Connecticut College and Colorado College. And Colgate University in Hamilton NY and Hamilton College in Clinton NY. Washington University in St. Louis (“What’s it doing in St. Louis?”) vs. the University of Washington, or Mary Washington, or Washington & Lee . . . </p>
<p>Northwestern University is pretty poorly named in retrospect – the Northwest kind of moved shortly after it was founded. (And, for that matter, it represented a certain migration from Michigan, whose fight song still hail, hails it as “the Pride of the West”.) </p>
<p>Harvard, Yale, Brown, Williams, Amherst . . . they’re all named for nonentities. (Well, Lord Jeffrey Amherst was only a semi-nonentity.) The first four effectively auctioned their naming rights, just like latter-day sports arenas, except it was for a pittance. (I think I remember that whoever Brown was may have purchased the name of the university in a bankruptcy sale. Elihu Yale donated $300 worth of books, which even with the miracle of compound interest works out to about $4 million in 2011 dollars – probably just about enough to get your name on a professorship today, or maybe get your kid accepted at Yale. If you use inflation to measure its value today, it may be less than $100,000.)</p>
<p>Stanford, Vanderbilt, Duke, Rice, Cornell, Johns Hopkins . . . all named for megalomaniacal rich people, often robber barons who stole as much as they earned. Of course, Stanford isn’t even named for the robber baron, but for the robber baron’s dead son who never made it to college. Lord knows how it has survived the ignominy of its pathetic full name – The Leland Stanford, Junior Memorial University!</p>
<p>Penn’s name has more gravitas than most. William Penn was a 17th-Century version of the megalomaniacal robber baron, but at least he had some ethics and a big vision of a peaceful world.</p>