<p>(this was written a while back and the intended audience was my family and friends – so don’t get worked up over it, mmkay?)</p>
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<p>this is what you can be doing all year long if you go to UCSD:</p>
<p>… surf all year round, even in the dead of winter and maybe get photographed for the area surf reports ( [Surf</a> Reports, Magazine, Photos and Surf Community](<a href=“http://www.surfshot.com/]Surf”>http://www.surfshot.com/))</p>
<p>… learn to scuba dive, sail, kayak, windsurf, and lots more ([Mission</a> Bay Aquatic Center Homepage](<a href=“http://www.missionbayaquaticcenter.com/]Mission”>http://www.missionbayaquaticcenter.com/) )</p>
<p>… get a free gym membership as part of your tuition to an actually decent gym (unlike this shame of an ivy league i currently attend) and have access to lots of open sports areas plus cheap recreation classes – scuba diving, golf, tennis, yoga, masters swimming, spinning, etc ([UC</a> San Diego Recreation - Main](<a href=“http://recreation.ucsd.edu/]UC”>http://recreation.ucsd.edu/))</p>
<p>… enjoy 70F weather all year round so you can just wear flip-flops and shorts all year round (the alternative: [Climate</a> in New York City - Citidex New York City](<a href=“Account Suspended”>Account Suspended))</p>
<p>… have a beautiful oceanside campus blanketed by wireless so you can sit outside sunbathing and surf the net ([UCSD</a> Blink: Wireless Services Map; ARCHIVED Mon Apr 21 16:05:41 PDT 2008](<a href=“http://blink.ucsd.edu/Blink/External/Topics/Policy/0,1162,1779,00.html]UCSD”>http://blink.ucsd.edu/Blink/External/Topics/Policy/0,1162,1779,00.html))</p>
<p>… get two years of guaranteed on-campus housing (ucla, cal only give one) with free internet and cable TV already hooked up</p>
<p>… get a dozen places to eat from 7 am to 2 am, from pizza baked-to-order to sushi rolls overlooking the ocean. plus the food court in price center’s been expanded … with boba! and during the school year every tuesday features a farmer’s market with that yummy barbecued chicken with students lined up 50-deep. plus a ton of the student groups head out to library walk to do their own fundraisers (korean bbq is really popular – $5 for kalbi, rice, kimchi, and a soda)</p>
<p>… off-campus, have boba, CPK, chipotle, spice & rice, convoy st (korean bbq!), tadashi’s (your favoritest sushi place ever), ralph’s, trader joe’s, mongolian bbq, and whole foods right nearby. i used to make it to trader joe’s and back in under 30 minutes, with groceries. it takes me almost 45 minutes to reach the closest one here in new york.</p>
<p>… have a half-dozen libraries to choose from when you need to cram for an exam and want to escape from your rowdy suitemates. plus the libraries all have centralized printing, which you can connect to with your laptop – so if you don’t want to waste printer ink printing the 80-page packet of notes from your chemistry class, you can just sit in your room and send it to the printer with your laptop – then you can walk out to the library and retrieve your printout, for only 5 cents a page. (most students do this instead of wasting their own precious paper & ink supply, only using their own printers for short assignments) [Library</a> Hours](<a href=“http://libraries.ucsd.edu/services/hours.html]Library”>http://libraries.ucsd.edu/services/hours.html)</p>
<p>… wander the campus at 3 am and feel totally safe. here, 3 am means a $15 taxi ride back to my apartment because chances are you will get mugged (or at the very least, harrassed) on your walk back home.</p>
<p>… have a ten-week term, meaning that the amount of stuff you have to cram for final exams is significantly less than if you attended a semester school with 15 weeks. plus, some horrid classes (uh, pchem?) are pure hell and ten weeks already seems like torture enough.</p>
<p>… be in such close proximity to local companies so if you want to squeeze in an internship to pad your resume, you’ve got it made. biotechnology is a big plus and they all pay lots of $$$.</p>
<p>… the classes are large enough that you can always guarantee yourself a fair number of idiots such that you won’t have to work as hard to get that A. i’ve had plenty of classes where i’ve gotten good grades but learned nothing, because all the classes were so generously curved that my “minimum” was way more than was asked of me. which may explain why i can’t do anything past single-variable calculus even though i took two more quarters of math beyond that. honestly, while colleges love to push their small class-size thing, i really don’t care – the bigger, the better. who needs one-on-one attention anyway? we’re not stupid.</p>
<p>… home is as close (1h20 mins by plane) and as far (496 miles) away as you want it to be.</p>
<p>… with my know-how of the campus amassed after five years, you can get unlimited amounts of dry ice and liquid nitrogen. without a key. (but you still get in trouble if you get caught) </p>
<p>… there is one day a year in may when the campus gets as ****-drunk as you can imagine. people show up to class drunk (sometimes even the TAs do too), parties go on everywhere, professors (some) cancel class, and you get a free concert with a mainstream band at the end of the day. i was a good TA this year and convinced my professor to let us push back the lab report due date so we could all go out and party :)</p>
<p>… if you’re not old enough to drink in the USA, mexico’s only 30 minutes south.</p>
<p>… technology is something embraced and not feared, so every class has a website and all class registration & edits & billings are done via a central easy-to-use website. not like this stupid place here in new york, where to drop a class i had to file a freaking PAPER petition and wait to get it approved by three people before it could get snail-mailed to the central office and processes.</p>
<p>… can you say, “fire days?”</p>
<p>… there’s ski/snowboarding team (they get season passes to mammoth and compete every weekend during winter quarter – your dream!)</p>
<p>… your campus is huge (berkeley, ucla fail), doesn’t smell like cows (guess), has room to expand (berkeley, ucla fail again), won’t involve parents knocking on your door every weekend (davis, berkeley), is picturesque (davis, berkeley all fail), isn’t in the middle of freaking nowhere (merced), and isn’t invaded by weird people like bums or hippies from the surrounding area (all three fail)</p>