<p>You're definitely exaggerating about the varsity sports...</p>
<p>And I admit it.
Here's another question: Why do teachers insist that they alone be your top priority? Not all of them, but some of mine do.</p>
<p>Because they can.</p>
<p>Oh, that reminds me of my Physics teacher. He's always saying stuff like "I talk to English and History teachers, and they somehow all think that it doesn't matter if you're not good at math. You can't balance your checkbook? Well, I can't read."</p>
<p>Why am I so sexy?</p>
<p>Because you have an N in your first name.</p>
<p>Why are some people compulsive liars?</p>
<p>The truth hurts. They're doing you a favor.</p>
<p>^Haha!</p>
<p>What is the wind velocity of a sparrow?</p>
<p>So I guess that makes you sexy too. Coolness.</p>
<p>why do people become psychiatrists (I'll never know who to spell it :( ) ?
It's not like they'll know how to diagnose themselves or anything.</p>