<p>Loch Ness Monster</p>
<p>Why haven't the people in each city/town in the US volunteered the money and time to rebuild one home that was destroyed in Katrina? </p>
<p>Why don't we have a government sponsered channel on TV that teaches english to spanish speaking people?</p>
<p>Why do girls t-shirts have very short sleeves?</p>
<p>why did they name this planet "earth" ?</p>
<p>Because I allowed them to. The other choices were Zanthenon and Zelchs. I thought that Earth sounded the best</p>
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<p>So they can make the skinny girls feel better about themselves.</p>
<p>Yeah Icer, I wouldn't be surprised if the world leaders called you for political consultations either.</p>
<p>They do all the time. Why did you think there is the ceasefire with Israel and Lebanon. I didn't really want to get into it so I just left them with that fragile ceasfire. If I stayed all the way through the whole conflict would be over</p>
<p>how noble of you to help them. I had a feeling you were behind that. was it your idea to start WW II, or did they do that on their own?</p>
<p>Why are girls' jeans cut so low (they make legs look shorter, which isn't a good thing)?</p>
<p>Why am I so stressed?</p>
<p>Martha your problems are so complex neither Newton nor Einstein would ponder on their solutions. </p>
<p>I was never a part of the starting of WWII. Even I can't stand that much destruction and death. I went back into parallel universe in 1900 and came back as a baby in 1988 so I missed the world wars</p>
<p>well, icer, it's good to know that we have a peace loving political consultant we can all rely on. lol</p>
<p>and the solution to martha's problem is simple. you, icer, can go back in time in a parallel universe and preventthe cave men and women frominventing clothes. then there wouldn't be the problem of having to dress ourselves in the morning.</p>
<p>My universe hopping device is currently being serviced and I won't be able to use it in a couple of years and by that time I would probably have forgotten about martha's problem</p>
<p>then you should just build another universe hopping device, or give me the blueprints to make my own, so I can slove the problem.</p>
<p>Um i don't have all the parts and the facilities right now on this planet to construct one. The blueprints are highly classified information</p>
<p>okay, so use the intergalactic space ship you gave to the star wars cast and go to the planet the blueprints are on. I am not just anyone, it's meee!! so I think you can make an exception this time.</p>
<p>Space ships are very oudated equipment we stopped using them long ago. We never gave Star Wars a one of our crafts. Those were fake unrealistic replica knckoffs. I would like to help you with the blueprints butits not my decision. You have to go though clearance and besides I doubt you would know what to do with them anyway</p>
<p>I'd give the blueprints to Dexter, he'll do it for me.</p>
<p>Dexter doesn't have our kind of capabilities and funding and besides his machines are so crappy</p>
<p>his machines are nice and shiney. that's enough for me. besides, he looks capable of building huge space ships.</p>