wish me a safe flight.

<p>I'm going to be on a plane in a few hrs..:)</p>

<p>has anyone noticed that I post a thread like this every time I travel?</p>

<p>i wish that you dont get stuck next to a baby and then it clutches your shirt and makes a confused face and starts crying again and everyone thinks youre the one who made it cry and they glare at you then the mom leaves and says can you watch my baby and youre flustered so you say ok then it starts crying again and you dont know what to do five minutes shes still not back where is she its going to fall out of its seat it has drool all over itself but you still pick it up and it barfs on you but shes still not back and you cant move everyones making grossed out faces and its soaking into your shirt you want to throw the baby across the plane but you cant then the mom comes back and apologizes insincerely and you run to the bathroom to clean up but its occupied and when it finally opens it smells like something died in there and you cant breathe but you still manage and when you leave the bathroom there is a really cute girl standing there waiting and she thinks you are the one who made the terrible smell and you are embarassed and curse the baby</p>

<p>^umm......(speechless).</p>

<p>anywho....i hope the plane doesn't crash, or get hijacked.</p>

<p>oh... my... God! I hate babies, and that is the worst experience anyone could ever go thru! But I did walk in on a guy in one of the bathrooms once, lol, but saw nothing thank god! And I hate babies who cry on flight and their mothers just sit there and do nothing untill they pee themselves. Then there's terbulance so you have to stay in your seat in dire need of somewhere to urinate for nealry half an hour. But when you finally get up. people who have been holding it in longer would step on you to take a leak first. Then they throw the toilet paper inside the toilet and get it clogged and I have to endure that hell. Then the woman who was ignoring her kids, would go change the diper in the bathroom and leave the horrible smell of feces in there for me to clean up.
but none of that will happen because my mom and brother will be sitting next to me.
and I forgive you for not voting for me.</p>

<p>OMG I SAID WISH ME A SAFE FLIGHT! crash? hijacked?! okay now I will efinately have a horrible flgiht!</p>

<p>notambi, I hope you have a safe and fun trip.</p>

<p>that's more like it! thanks :)</p>

<p>the very applicable stick... I hope that:
I win the lottery
I get into UChi with a scholarship
I get my driver's licence (sp) soon
this fireworks show that I'm putting on goes well
my friends aren't late
...and I guess that you don't die in-flight.</p>

<p>bon voyage dude, get me a camel from egypt.</p>

<p>omgomg there is more to egypt than camels! :mad:</p>

<p>but thanks for the bon voyage... :)</p>

<p>I'm leaving right now....it's gonna be a looooooooooooooooooobng night!</p>

<p>what, no comment?</p>

<p>Who cares? You're telling this to a bunch of people who don't even know you. On top of that, you didn't even mention where you're going.</p>

<p>Have a safe flight/trip!</p>

<p>you're not the smartest nut in the turd, are you pwn.?
he's said many, MANY times that he's going home to Egypt.</p>

<p>I was far too lazy to read any more than the first post.</p>

<p>Edit: And he only said it once (in this thread), which is less than "many, MANY times."</p>