<p>^Dude its a great line from a great movie, American psycho. Ok, to answer your questions, here it goes. Oh, Russel's answer is great. You should follow his advice.</p>
<p>Great place to start: Build</a> Muscle & Lose Fat through Strength Training | StrongLifts.com</p>
<p>My thoughts, act on it if you want to get somewhere</p>
<p>i) You are small, so you are correct in not doing cardio.</p>
<p>ii) You are a beginner. You DO NOT need creatine now. In fact, you won't need it for another 6 months-1 year. In fact, if you have to ask if you should be taking creatine vs protein, you aren't at the stage where you need either. You don't need a protein powder now, by the way. Or any supplements, no matter how lucrative the claim. Take some fish oil though, its good.</p>
<p>iii) You are a beginner. Forget about doing anything under 5 reps. Your body and nervous system are not primed for heavy lifts. </p>
<p>iv) Squat. Squat. Squat. </p>
<p>v) Learn the compound lifts (squat, overhead press, bench press, deadlift, row, dips, pullups). </p>
<p>vi) Learn proper form. Injury is worse than your ego getting bruised. You will squat 500 lbs someday, not when you start</p>
<p>vii) EAT. This might be the most important thing you will head. You are bulking. You can have the best workout program, but you won't accomplish jack **** until you have a good caloric surplus. I am talking AT LEAST 20x your bodyweight in pounds as a minimum caloric intake. If you are 150 lbs, 3000 cals a day minimum. 1 g/protein per lb of bodyweight is minimum. </p>
<p>viii) MILK: Drink a gallon of it a day. Not even kidding. In beginners a gallon of milk will give you better gains than anything.</p>
<p>ix) Learn: TESTOSTERONE</a> NATION | The World's Fastest Growing Nation of Bodybuilding and Strength Training Enthusiasts, RossTraining</a> - Bridging The Gap Between Ordinary and Extraordinary, EliteFTS</a> - Powerlifting and Strength Training Products and Knowledge for Lifters, Athletes, Coaches, and Trainers, Strength</a> Mill Forums - Powered by vBulletin, westside-barbell.com:</a> The Best Search Links on the Net
. Read those websites. Read the following books: Starting Strength, Rock Iron and Steel, Infinite Intensity</p>
<p>x) SQUAT: This lift will make or break you. There is no big strong guy in the world who isn't a master of the squat. Squat heavy, squat often, squat hard. As a beginner, you can squat a lot and recover fast. This lift will put on more muscle mass than any out there (other than the deadlift). Do not be a upper builder. Do not be like 90% of the morons in the gym obsessed with benching and curling all the time.</p>
<p>xi) Sleep. The old mantra goes. Eat like a horse, sleep like a baby, grow like a weed. Your hormones (GH, IGF-1, etc) spike during sleep. Get 8-10 hrs a night. </p>
<p>xii) Discipline: Here is the choice. You can go out every night and get smashed, but in a decade you will still be a 150 lb weakling. Or, you can work hard during the week, have a couple nights of fun, and in 10 years you will be so much stronger than your friends that they will accuse you of using steroids.</p>
<p>xiii) Find a partner: Ask someone who is more advanced than you if you can train with them or similar. I have learnt more about training from my strong friends than anywhere else.</p>
<p>ix) Consistency: Again, you are a beginner. Do us a favor and don't follow Arnold or Ronnie Coleman's routine. Stick with a linearly progressing program (i.e. Starting Strength) and stick with it for 4-10 weeks. PM me if you are unclear about programming AFTER you read stronglifts or starting strength.</p>
<p>x) Follow the advice I gave.</p>