<p>“What Raising My Children has Taught Me”</p>
<p>“A Hundred Awards You Didn’t Know I Had”</p>
<p>“My Life On Starcraft II”</p>
<p>“Why I didn’t mean to Plagiarise”</p>
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<p>It appears that you misplaced this title, as it should be placed in the best title for college essays thread, if such as thread were to exist.</p>
<p>Life As A Good Samaritan - Serving Our Nation Through The Klu Klux Klan</p>
<p>(insert name of applicant here)'s Choice: The Decision between my dream jobs as a Terrorist or a Death Eater</p>
<p>That’s Not What Your Girlfriend Said Last Night</p>
<p>Why I’m Awesome</p>
<p>Facing The Giants : How I overcame only being saludatorian</p>
<p>Why I Steal From The Homeless</p>
<p>Copy And Paste : The Story of my High School Success</p>
<p>Life As A Good Samaritan - Serving Our Nation Through The Klu Klux Klan</p>
<p>How I Got a 2500 on the SAT</p>
<p>“That’s What She Said”</p>
<p>Charities: A Waste Of Money, A Waste of Time</p>
<p>Why Whites are Superior.</p>
<p>The Voices Told Me To Kill Him</p>
<p>Drugs Are The New Candy</p>
<p>My Mom Wrote This For Me</p>
<p>How being 10th prestige on CoD makes me a pro</p>
<p>“who let the dogs out?”, “why its not lame to eat boogers”, “i like to have sex with dogs… Sue me for it”, “minorities are not people”, “a muslim, black guy, and a jew walk into a bar…”, “i am god if you reject me i will smite you”</p>
<p>“diversity is stupid because whites and asians are smarter than everyone else”</p>
<p>“I dropped the soap”</p>
<p>“Crack dealing and the global market” (for Sloan, Wharton, etc)</p>
<p>“Cocaine or Meth: My most difficult decision”</p>
<p>“Mrs. Johnston- The Cougar Next Door”</p>
<p>“How I hacked my way to Valedictorian”</p>
<p>“Is it racist?”</p>
<p>“How I Cheated on the SAT!”
“My Best Friend is a Piece of Poo”
“How I Scammed an MIT Grad into Writing this Paper!”</p>
<p>“Ho’s and Johns: A Firsthand Look into NYC Prostitution -or- How I got AIDS and What I Learned from that Experience”</p>
<p>Chance Me and I’ll Chance You Back
Overcoming Adversity: Growing Up Upper Class
I Have a Dream, Too: The Evils of Affirmative Action
Settling For Less: Why I Want To Attend Your School
My Battle With Multiple Personality Disorder and How it Shaped Us
Bye Bye, Bin Laden: Overcoming the Death of a Hero
By Reading This Title Aloud in Your Head, You Have Hereby Agreed to Accept Me</p>
<p>^Those were gold. Especially the multiple personality one. Bravo/a!</p>
<p>“How I Sent You a Video Tape of The Ring Instead of an Application”
“Why I Decided to Complete Your Application in Crayon”
“How I Got a 2500 on the SAT”
“Confessions of a Serial Killer”
“How Selling Ice Cream Shaped My Dreams”
“My Desire to Major in World Domination”
“My Take Home AP Exams”</p>