<p>It's one of the funniest threads and I wanted to start it in HSL. Here is the original: <a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-confidential-cafe/19427-worst-titles-college-essays.html%5B/url%5D">http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-confidential-cafe/19427-worst-titles-college-essays.html</a></p >
<p>What are your ideas? Some starters:</p>
<p>"Dogs: The Solution to Third World Hunger"
Tenors
July 24, 2011, 8:02pm
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<p>lmao hahahaha what the hell</p>
<p>LOL I remember finding this thread when I was searching for stuff about prep school essays. Hilarious stuff.</p>
<p>“Mein Kampf: campaigning against affirmative action”</p>
<p>My college essay’s name is based off of a Beatle’s song</p>
<p>It’s actually very ingenious and co-exists with my essay very beautifully.</p>
<p>I’ll show it to you guys when I’m finished.</p>
<p>“How I Found Out My Life’s Purpose in Prison”</p>
<p>My father is a pedophile</p>
<p>The birth of a nation: part 2, why we should hate china</p>
<p>“Why Being A Drunk is Good”</p>
<p>“What Crack Taught Me”</p>
<p>“Bedroom Stories: My Teacher and I”</p>
<p>Kara Sparx: Or how a prostitute taught me the meaning of life</p>
<p>“White supremacy: Misunderstood?”</p>
<p>“For a Better Future: A Proposal to Cleanse the Homeless Population”</p>
<p>Also, the unwritten title of one that actually worked at an allegedly conservative university:</p>
<p>“Marx and Me”</p>
<p>“Kim Jong-Il: Man or machine?”</p>
<p>not gonna lie these could be some pretty funny essays if done right</p>
<p>“Why God Hates homosexuals,”</p>
Doinks
July 24, 2011, 9:34pm
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<p>Skynet: or Why I Tried to Destroy the World</p>
<p>“Why I Hate Harry Potter”</p>
<p>101 inaccuracies in the Lord of The Rings Movies.</p>
<p>“My experiences in the Weather Underground”</p>