<p>Oh man, I was forever lol. The last three posts are excellent. Here's mine: "Charged and Tried but not Convicted."</p>
<p>"Why I should go to college because my parents never went"</p>
<p>"What I did to her house, after she broke up with me"</p>
<p>"We've been dating since 7th grade, why should college break us apart? The real reason why I'm applying here"</p>
<p>LOL usna reject!!</p>
<p>My greatest hardship, when the limousine was late to the airport</p>
<p>"Why and Who I Fixed My Grammar For"</p>
<p>"How I overcame my fear of getting accepted to prestigous universities"</p>
<p>athlonmj's are hilarious!</p>
<p>"How I Saved a Third-World Country"</p>
<p>"How I Crushed a Third-World Country" - Bush</p>
<p>"10 Pages on the rise and fall of the price of mary jane at Central High School"
"Where you shouldn't look for drugs in my dorm"</p>
<p>"The Lonely Housewife and the Mailman"</p>
<p>"A Hooker's Guide to NYC"</p>
<p>"Ramblings in Teenage Angst- A New Language"</p>
<p>"My Fav Four-Letter Words"</p>
<p>"B is for Bullet Hole: How I decided to write relevent childrens books for innercity kids"</p>
<p>ok, now i'm def stealing that one</p>
<p>hahaha, and they said i'd never be college material</p>
<p>"Human Beings and Religions: South Park Taught me Everything"</p>