<p>"Let me into College so I can show those bastards back home"</p>
<p>"Making kids: My dog taught me how"</p>
<p>"Cows need lovin' too: how coming from upstate New York has given me a unique perspective on life"</p>
<p>i don't get that one...it sounds funny though....</p>
<p>"My dog told me to apply to your college: why that was the last time i did weed"</p>
<p>"your momma's face in a jar"</p>
<p>"The Benefits of Cannibalism"
"Things you shouldn't put in your mouth"
"Why I Run over Puppies in my SUV"
"Why I Love Trump's Hair"
"How to properly burn a cross"
"My White Hood and I"</p>
<p>"My White Hood and I" - Bush</p>
<p>"My experiences with beastiality porn"</p>
<p>"Sesquipedalianism: My Story"</p>
<p>hahahahahahahahahaha, wicked awesome</p>
<p>the white hood and bush one</p>
<p>"Eht Skrep Fo Gnieb Na Gniripsa Hsilgne Rojam"</p>
<p>"Disassosiative personality disorder: our story"</p>
<p>"Disassosiative personality disorder" - Bush</p>
<p>"Why the Jews have got to go"
"Heroin or Coke? The ultimate question"</p>
<p>^ (batdude + oky) Reminds me of schizoid personality disorder, which is what Gollum/Smeagol was diagnosed with. </p>
<p>"LONDON (Reuters) - Gollum, the creepy character in "Lord of the Rings" with the dual personality and eerie voice, suffered from a schizoid personality disorder, according to a group of medical students. The students noted his solitary habits, spiteful behavior, odd interests, difficulty in forming friendships, emotional changeability, nervousness and paranoia. </p>
<p>His two personalities -- Gollum and Smeagol -- convinced some students it was a case of schizophrenia or multiple personality disorder, but schizophrenia was ruled out. The interaction between the two personalities shows Gollum is aware of both Smeagol and Gollum at the same time, which is inconsistent with multiple personality disorder, in which one is usually suppressed. His bulging eyes and weight loss also suggests a thyroid problem, they added."</p>
<p>"Why the Iraqis have to die" - Bush</p>
<p>I think the racist jokes have been overdone...</p>
<p>"Why I'm very sorry" - Kerry</p>
<p>"John Kerry is very decisive" - John Edwards</p>