You know you're a Dartmouther when...

Colleges and Universities A-Z Dartmouth College
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<p>You refer to 20 degress F as a "heat wave"</p>

<p>Beer is the new water</p>

<p>You flip out at people who call it dart-MOUTH, Dartmouth University, etc.</p>

<p>The word "Blitz" actually has meaning to you...</p>

<p>...and it has nothing to do with WWII or Santa's reindeer...</p>

<p>Everyone else agrees with you that Harvard sucks</p>

<p>You can name all three (unofficial) mascots of the school</p>

<p>Hockey is way cooler than football</p>

<p>Add some of your own, fellow '09ers!</p>

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<p>HAHAAH.....Dart-MOUTH and Dartmouth University **** me off.</p>

<p>In the West Wing...the press secratary refers to it as D-mouth University in an episode..I nearly wrote a dirty letter.</p>

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<p>....you punch out anyone who went to princeton</p>

<p>the first weapon u get in a fight is a wad of snow.</p>

<p>you know every ski resort in hanover</p>

<p>you went to one of the greatest schools on earth (ahaha)</p>

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<p>um, there are no ski resorts in hanover...</p>

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<p>dont dartmouthers go skiing? Woah this is shocking. I thought Dartmouth had its own ski location.</p>

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<p>But not right in Hanover, I guess. Splitting hairs.</p>

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<p>You use "blitz" as a noun, verb and adjective.</p>

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<p>And "blitzed" is your condition most of the time? (I hope not).</p>

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<p>d-dad, blitz is their e-mail program. They check min. 60 times / day</p>

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<p>-When you know the EBA delivery guy by name</p>

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<p>I know. It was word association.</p>

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<p>Wisconsin -- how do you use "blitz" as an adjective, as is?</p>

<p>Or would it be, "the Blitzed message" ?</p>

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<p>ah, got it. sorry.</p>

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<p>Are Dartmouth Students really called Dartmouthers? (sorry, minor hijack)</p>

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<p>"darts" i think</p>

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<p>to answer the blitz question:</p>

<p>"Blitz me." "I will blitz you." "He blitzed me." "I am blitzing my friends." "He blitzes a lot." "I got a blitz." </p>

<p>And the ski area is owned by Dartmouth, but is about 20 minutes away by car/bus. It's still very very convenient. You can go skiing on days you have class with no problem.</p>

<p>Dartmouth students....I have no idea what we're called. </p>

<p>Now, you know you're a dartmouth student:
Most recently-
when you think jumping out a window is "copy catting."</p>

<p>(We had someone bale through yet ANOTHER window saturday night. He was two doors down from me and went right through the screen. He's fine...15 staples to the head, though. Disclaimer: This is NOT a Dartmouth thing, this is just stupid people.)</p>

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<p>you know when...</p>

<ul>
<li>your "freezer" is your windowsill</li>
<li>you start wearing pajamas everywhere</li>
<li>you think EBA is good</li>
</ul>

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<p>8 shots of smirinov doesnt cut it</p>

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<p>smirnoff.....</p>

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<p>apppro,</p>

<p>I just got back from family weekend. Where were you!! I was looking for you in Hanover because I really wanted to meet you. But there were a lot of people.</p>