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<li><p>You spend money on music.</p></li>
<li><p>You get caught downloading off the internet.</p></li>
<li><p>You can't set up your wireless network.</p></li>
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<li><p>You Use Limewire that brings viruses</p></li>
<li><p>You Read that shouldn't do pirating but still do it anwyay</p></li>
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<li><p>You don't have the slightest idea of what bit torrent is.</p></li>
<li><p>You have limewire on your computer.</p></li>
<li><p>You have less than 2 gb of RAM.</p></li>
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<p>what da hell is bit torrent?</p>
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<li><p>You eat rice with your hands</p></li>
<li><p>You don't wash your hands after you've finished eating the rice</p></li>
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<li><p>You have no table manners.</p></li>
<li><p>You don't have a spork.</p></li>
<li><p>You can't eat exotic albeit disgusting foods.</p></li>
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<p>Bittorrent is bittorrent. look it up. it'll change your life. No more going to the theater or buying dvds.</p>
<p>how about you just tell me now uggghh. I don't thinkk its that serious that it'll change my life</p>
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<li><p>If you go to a buffet all hyper active about</p></li>
<li><p>If youu eat more than 5 plates of food at the buffet</p></li>
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<li><p>You haven't been to Cici's.</p></li>
<li><p>You haven't eaten butterscotch ice cream.</p></li>
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<p>Bittorrent allows you to download **** off the net without being caught (if you do it properly.) And by **** i mean entire albums, games, movies etc.</p>
<p>Eventually You Will be caught so i wouldn't even try it^</p>
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<li><p>If your sued for over a million because your dumb ass isn't slick when downloading music</p></li>
<li><p>If You say "University of Harvard" rather than Harvard University</p></li>
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<li><p>You can't use bluetooth to hack.</p></li>
<li><p>You don't know what Studebaker was.</p></li>
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<p>what the hell is studebaker?</p>
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<li><p>If You watch Flavor Flave</p></li>
<li><p>If You Watch I Love New York</p></li>
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<li><p>You haven't heard of russell peters.</p></li>
<li><p>You copy the rap lifestyle.</p></li>
<li><p>You haven't seen 300.</p></li>
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<li><p>If you have seen "300" 301 times</p></li>
<li><p>If your CC post count is 383</p></li>
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<li><p>Your sn sounds like a whiskey.</p></li>
<li><p>You can't figure out how an engine works.</p></li>
<li><p>You joined cc in Jun of 2007.</p></li>
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<li><p>You live in unkown Paffledam</p></li>
<li><p>Yuo have no clue what authentic means and mistakens it for sounding like a drink</p></li>
<li><p>You have nine incoherent letters in your sn</p></li>
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<li><p>You are oblivious to chemistry.</p></li>
<li><p>You don't know what the paffle is.</p></li>
<li><p>You have never heard of Southern Comfort.</p></li>
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<p>"Eventually You Will be caught so i wouldn't even try it^"</p>
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<li>You think you will get caught downloading sh/<em>kdkd</em>/it using BitTorrent</li>
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<li><p>You don't exploit your new found powers on cc.</p></li>
<li><p>You dream of making only six figures.</p></li>
<li><p>You can't mod your car.</p></li>
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<li> You use mix to make cookies.</li>
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<p>Can you get caught using bittorrent? I love it and that was my one hope of continuing my pirating exploits in college. Its pretty impossible right?</p>
<p>Yup, get peerguardian as a precaution. You never know when the Govt. can wacth your P.C.</p>
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<li><p>You can't eat more than 2 pizzas.</p></li>
<li><p>You don't like refried donuts.</p></li>
<li><p>You never made refried donuts.</p></li>
<li><p>You are oblivious to world politics.</p></li>
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<li><p>If you Think DartMouth is a Mouth with darts</p></li>
<li><p>If you still watch pokemon or spongebob</p></li>
<li><p>If you reuse paper towel. Especially Bounty</p></li>
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