1000 ways that show you are a freshman

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<li>Asking around at a party if you should go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning even though you are conscious and can walk a straight line.</li>
<li>Loudly discussing with friends how many mojitos you drank last night</li>
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<li>You still talk about your SAT scores</li>
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<p>^Don’t you mean #97, not 90?</p>

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<li>Confusing ‘90’ with ‘97’</li>
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<p>54</p>

<p>“where da ladies @@?!!!”</p>

<p>@romanigypsyeyes The university I am attending has a freshman curfew of 11:30, and quiet hours of 8 PM to 8 AM.</p>

<p>99.Adding everyone in your class and or floor dorm on fb eventhough you don’t really know them </p>

<p>100.Coming to class late on purpose to act bad</p>

<p>101.talking back to the teacher or cracking jokes to make the class laugh</p>

<p>102.Already trying to be teacher’s pet on day 1-thinking hey if it worked in high school it’ll work in college </p>

<p>103.trying to only befriend older people like seniors&juniors</p>

<p>104.Trying to act like you are a senior/junior like you run the place</p>

<p>105.Talking about pulling pranks and or freshmen Friday</p>

<p>106.tries to flirt with older men/women to seem mature</p>

<p>107.still judges people on how they look-like if they are hippie goth preppy nerd ect</p>

<p>108.tries to join every club</p>

<p>109.tries to befriend as many ppl as possible thinking they’ll become popular </p>

<p>110.tries to spread rumors about people on their floor or gossips about their roommates and floormates</p>

<p>111.scream and run out the bathroom because they saw someone naked </p>

<p>112.talks about how alsome college is via fb&twitter</p>

<p>113.tries to party 1st and studdy later</p>

<p>114.tries to throw a party in their dorm-thinking it’ll make him/her cool but ending up with a trashed room </p>

<p>115.actually calls the cops/RA because there’s underage drinking going on</p>

<p>116.calls RA for every little annoying thing their roommate does
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<li>Doesn’t go into the classroom early because they’re self-conscious about looking like they have nothing better to do</li>
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<li>Goes into the classroom early because they really don’t have anything better to do.</li>
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<li>Bragging about how many credits they came in with</li>
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<li>Has a Bob Marley poster in his dorm but only knows “Three Little Birds”</li>
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<li>If a girl, has a poster of either Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn in her dorm. </li>
<li>Skips class and brags about how “rebellious” they feel. </li>
<li>Quickly becomes very well acquainted with the desserts section in the dining hall.</li>
<li>Checks in at every possible campus location on Facebook. Tags people as such. </li>
<li>Uses social labels, e.g. “emo,” “prep,” etc. </li>
<li>Carries a huge backpack with everything and the universe stuffed inside of it, as if preparing for a camping trip. </li>
<li>Complains about having to write a 2-3 page double-spaced paper. </li>
<li>Freaks out over having to share a bathroom with other students in the residence halls.</li>
<li>Always asks the professor if the test will be only multiple choice.</li>
<li>Still reads SparkNotes, CliffNotes, etc. rather than the assigned texts. Brags about it to others.</li>
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<p>131.texting in class</p>

<p>So when you have to go to the bathroom you just go leave or do ask the professor?</p>

<p>You ask. Every time.</p>

<p>As far as the bathroom thing, can go either way, most of the time just leave.</p>

<p>That said, I’ve had professors get upset if you leave the classroom while they are teaching.</p>

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<li><p>When you brag that you’re a premed majoring in Anesthesiology and Neurosurgery (true story).</p></li>
<li><p>When you’re a premed and you think that constantly correcting the PhD chemist teaching you will earn you ‘mad credz yo’.</p></li>
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<p>"As far as the bathroom thing, can go either way, most of the time just leave.</p>

<p>That said, I’ve had professors get upset if you leave the classroom while they are teaching."</p>

<p>One of my professors grilled a kid for doing that. The guy just said he is deeply sorry and had a doctor’s appointment. It was very weird.</p>

<p>But wouldn’t a professor be madder if you disturbed the lecture by asking to go to the bathroom</p>

<p>-there’s this smart girl at my school that always corrects the teachers I can only imagine how shed be in college</p>

<p>“But wouldn’t a professor be madder if you disturbed the lecture by asking to go to the bathroom”</p>

<p>Oh, absolutely. My basic recommendation is to get up and go to the bathroom if you have to. If they get miffed, hold it next time…</p>