<p>Most classes are between 50-75 minutes. Just hold it.</p>
<p>^^Bump that. If a professor is that full of themselves to get hissy when a student needs to take a leak, they can go suck an egg. If you’re not making a big rucus as you’re leaving the class and you’re not leaving during an exam or quiz, no one should have a problem with it.</p>
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<li><p>Says “I’m transferring” every time something doesn’t go his or her way</p></li>
<li><p>Waits for someone to do something first before attempting to do it him/herself</p></li>
<li><p>Comes to class high to brag and realizes that no one cares</p></li>
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<li><p>Expects and waits for a bell to ring at the end of each class. </p></li>
<li><p>Contents of their mini-fridge consist mainly of junk food. </p></li>
<li><p>If a girl, freaks out at the idea of having her roommate(s) and floormates see her without makeup. </p></li>
<li><p>Assumes that getting a 4.0 GPA will be as “easy” as it was in high school. </p></li>
<li><p>Refuses to go to the communal bathroom without a friend. </p></li>
<li><p>Complains about their workload.</p></li>
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<p>To echo 3weeks:
143. Studying for class
144. Eating food on campus
145. Talking to other students in class
146. Taking notes
147. Doing homework
148. Commuting</p>
<p>to go with the above’s theme</p>
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<li>graduating on time</li>
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<p>That’s just freshmonic.</p>
<p>150: Caring if anyone thinks you are a freshman.</p>
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<li>Desperately seeking out upperclassmen friends because they’re <em>Cartman voice</em> “keeeeewwwwwwwwwllllllll” and can buy you alcohol.</li>
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<li>Only going to the student union building for the first week since you don’t know any other places of campus</li>
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<li>Learning where the library is during finals week.</li>
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<li>Learning the library is packed during finals week</li>
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<li> changing your major at least twice in a semester</li>
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<li>Using the library during finals week</li>
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<li>Asking upper class to give them rides places because you cant have a car as a freshman.</li>
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<li>Complaining because the dining halls are too crowded during obviously popular meal times, like 12:30-1 PM and 6-7 PM.</li>
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<li> Actually caring if you do something on the list</li>
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<li><p>You think that a mild cold is a sufficient reason not to go to class, then decide to stay in bed all day and complain to your roommate(s) about how you feel like you’re “dying.”</p></li>
<li><p>You’re easily tricked by salesmen into buying a newspaper subscription when told you will receive a Starbucks gift card in return (this actually happened to me a few weeks into my freshman year, yikes!).</p></li>
<li><p>You complain about your parents checking in every now and then to see how you’re doing away from home, arguing with them that you’re “all grown up” now. </p></li>
<li><p>If permitted in your dorm, you have a beta fish. </p></li>
<li><p>If a guy, you have a “Fight Club” and/or “Fast and Furious (insert number here)” poster in your room. </p></li>
<li><p>You’re scared to go to office hours and/or to approach your professors.</p></li>
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<p>Oh…my god, nerdasaurus.</p>
<p>It’s like you’ve been watching my dorm. My roommate has done every. single. one. of those things on your little list. >_></p>
<p>Haha nerdasaurus, I think about every one of my friends and I fit into that somewhere. I laughed at the beta fish though, cause it was so specific yet true.</p>