<p>70 bottles of beer on the wall
70 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
69 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.</p>
<p>69 bottles of beer on the wall
69 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
68 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.</p>
<p>68 bottle of beer on the wall
68 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
67 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food!</p>
<p>67 bottles of beer on the wall
67 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around,
66 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>“Come quickly! I am tasting stars!” - Dom Perignon (1638-1714) at his first sip of champagne</p>
<p>66 bottles of beer on the wall
66 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
65 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>Wine is the most healthful and hygienic of beverages - Louis Pasteur</p>
<p>65 bottles of beer on the wall
65 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
64 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>Roll out the barrel, we’ll have a barrel of fun,
Roll out the barrel, we’ve got the blues on the run…</p>
<p>Zing, boom, tererrel, ring out a song of good cheer
Now’s the time to roll out the barrel, for the gang’s all here!</p>
<p>(Or on Spring Break!)</p>
<p>64 bottles of beer on the wall
64 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
63 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>So much to do before graduation and only 63 more days to go!!!
I need a drink! - BJ10MOM</p>
<p>63 bottles of beer on the wall
63 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
62 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine. - Galileo</p>
<p>62 bottles of beer on the wall
62 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
61 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die. - Julia Child</p>
<p>61 bottles of beer on the wall
61 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
60 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town (tomorrow).
I’ll drink to that! - BJ10MOM</p>
<p>60 bottles of beer on the wall
60 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
59 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>Eagle and Hornet spring break alcohol quotes part one:
Where the **** did you get this vodka? (eagle)
From the cheapest (plastic) bottle I could find. That’s probably rubber taste from my camelbak (hornet)
O_o (eagle) O well, here goes…</p>
<p>59 bottles of beer on the wall
59 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
58 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>Why is the rum gone?!?
-a retired CCer also on the cruise with us</p>
<p>It’s official: I have more passes than days until graduation!</p>
<p>…and now, back to your regularly scheduled countdown.
More beer.</p>
<p>58 bottles of beer on the wall
58 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
57 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>(hornet) How did that happen? I’m the shy one!
(eagle) This little thing called alcohol…</p>
<p>57 bottles of beer on the wall
57 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
56 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>Just because you don’t understand what it is that I’m saying doesn’t mean I don’t know what it is I mean.
-the same retired CCer quoted above</p>
<p>56 bottles of beer on the wall
56 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
55 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>Day after a long night of drinking, going back to the club on the ship
<em>Enter dance floor</em> Some girl: “Woo, (hornetguy)'s back on the dance floor!”
me: “Who are you? How do you know my name?”
Repeat 5 more times.
me to eagle: “What was I doing the night before?!”</p>
<p>55 bottles of beer on the wall
55 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
54 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>(eagle) Hey guys. The guy behind the bar just told me we aren’t allowed to drink our own alcohol down here. We have to be in our rooms.</p>
<p>(hornet et al) Hmmmm… okay. pour it quick and put the bottle under the table!</p>
<p>54 bottles of beer on the wall
54 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
53 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>53 bottles of beer on the wall
53 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
52 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>(group) want to go on a snorkeling adventure with us?
(eagle) eh, i dunno. I was thinking about just chilling at the beach.
(group) There’s free beer and wine on the return trip
(eagle) Have you signed me up yet?!?</p>
<p>52 bottles of beer on the wall
52 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
51 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>(eagle and hornet) This is the worst vodka we’ve ever had
(friend) Oh it can’t be that bad…
(<em>takes a swig, swallows, starts coughing)
(friend) Oh *</em>**, that is bad!</p>
<p>51 bottles of beer on the wall
51 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
50 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>hornet at dinner: eagle, you’ve only had a glass of wine, why are you so red?
eagle: I drank a full bottle of wine just before dinner.
hornet: O_o</p>