<p><strong><em>DISCLAIMER</em></strong> no, we are not raging alcoholics. we’re just trying to find quotes for the last 50 days… <strong><em>DISCLAIMER</em></strong></p>
<p>50 bottles of beer on the wall
50 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
49 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>(hornet before, during, and after drinking): giggity</p>
<p>I don’t buy your disclaimer… ;)</p>
<p>49 bottles of beer on the wall
49 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
48 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>(eagle) Here’s to (Missmuff) not polluting our thread recently, although i’m sure she will soon.
(hornet) I’ll drink to that!</p>
<p><strong><em>Missmuff, STOP POLLUTING OUR THREAD!!!</em></strong></p>
<p>48 bottles of beer on the wall
48 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
47 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>“Don’t worry, we’ll make it to the store before they close…”
(walking up to the building as the owners pull away)
(eagle and hornet) Dang…</p>
<p>47 bottles of beer on the wall
47 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
46 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>(watching an older lady named Mary backup dancing during karaoke)
(eagle) Hornet, i hope my wife never ends up like that… This is a great example of alcohol as a bad thing.
(Hornet) Or a good thing… free entertainment for us!</p>
<p>46 bottles of beer on the wall
46 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
45 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>Q:What do you get when you turn a bottle of water into a bottle of wine?</p>
<p>A: drunk!</p>
<p>45 bottles of beer on the wall
45 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
44 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>The Official Drinking Scale - UK Perspective</p>
<p>0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet.</p>
<p>44 bottles of beer on the wall
44 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
43 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.</p>
<p>43 bottles of beer on the wall
43 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
42 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>2 - Beer warming up head. Crisps are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. Barmen complimented on nice trousers.</p>
<p>42 bottles of beer on the wall
42 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
41 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>3 - Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and numbers.</p>
<p>41 bottles of beer on the wall
41 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
40 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>4 - Barmaid complimented on choice of bra/Barmen complimented on his boxers. Partially visible when bending to get packets of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of crisp one by one.</p>
<p>40 bottles of beer on the wall
40 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
39 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>5 - Have brilliant discussion with a guy at bar. Devise fool-proof scheme for winning lottery, sort out cricket/tennis/football problems. Agree people are same world over except for the bloody French.</p>
<p>And how many of you “kids” here know/knew what a packet of crisps is? Or a packet of fags? Or an LnL? </p>
<p>Ahhh…the joys of having grown up in Britain!</p>
<p>39 bottles of beer on the wall
39 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
38 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>6 - Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on beer mat. Realize that everybody loves you. Ring up parents and tell them you love them. Ring girlfriend/boyfriend to tell them you love them.</p>
<p>38 bottles of beer on the wall
38 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
37 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>7 - Send drinks over to woman/man sitting at table with boyfriend/girlfriend. No reaction. Scribble out message of love on five beer mats and frisbee them across the room. Boyfriend/girlfriend gets angry. You buy him/her a Long Island Iced Tea.</p>
<p>37 bottles of beer on the wall
37 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
36 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>8 - Some slurring. Offer to buy drinks for everyone in room. Lots of people say yes. Go round the pub hugging them one by one. Fall over. Get up. </p>
<p><strong><em>The class of 2010 now has a higher happiness factor than days until graduation (happiness factor = days been here / days left)</em></strong></p>
<p>36 bottles of beer on the wall
36 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
35 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>9 - Head-ache kicks in. Beer tastes off. Send it back. Beer comes back tasting same. Say “that’s much better”. Fight nausea by trying to play poker machine for ten minutes before seeing out of order sign.</p>
<p>35 bottles of beer on the wall
35 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
34 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>10 (TOP-OFF!!!) - Some doubling of vision. Stand on table shouting abuse at all four barmen. Talked down by barmen’s wives, who you offer to give a baby to. Fall over. Get up. Fall over. Impale head on corner of table. Fail to notice oozing head wound.</p>
<p>34 bottles of beer on the wall
34 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
33 bottles of beer on the wall.</p>
<p>11 - Speech no longer possible. Eventually manage to find door. Sit and take stock. Realize you are sitting in pub cellar, having taken a wrong turn. Vomit. Pass out.</p>
<p>wow eagle, that story is lovely…</p>