Applied to IVY's (Harvard, Yale etc), what are my chances?

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>I sent all my applications out. Here's the list of schools:</p>

<p>Reaches: Yale, Princeton, MIT, Stanford
Match: Harvard, Columbia, UPenn, Duke
Safety: Caltech, Dartmouth, Cornell, Georgetown, Brown.</p>

<p>Stats:
SAT I: 1570 first time, 1600 second time
ACT: 35
SAT II Writing: 800
Math IIC: 790
Chinese: 800
Biology: 800
Chemistry: 780
Spanish: 620
Literature: 800</p>

<p>GPA: 4.0, 4.92
Rank: 1/436</p>

<p>14 AP classes, all 5's except for a 4 in Spanish Literature</p>

<p>EC
President: NHS, Tri-M Music Honor Society, Model United Nations
Captain: Trivia Team, Math team, Debate team, Speech team
Vice President: Chinese American Society
Countless awards for flute performance</p>

<p>Sports
Varsity Lacross, 4 years, captain
Varsity Swimming/Diving, 4 years, captain
varsity Soccer 4 years, captain</p>

<p>Outside of school
Founded AIDS/HIV support foundation, over 500+ hours
Founded tutoring program for underpriviledged children, over 200+ hours
Built houses for Habitat for Humanity, over 100+ hours
Started a global civial action suit against Pulmonary Fibrosis, over 1000+ hours</p>

<p>Research
NCI Grant, worked at NIH, over 500+ of research on cancer.</p>

<p>Other
Came over from small village in China 4 and a half years ago. Learned English here. Parents abandoned me when I was young, so grew up with grandparents in poverty.
I an also sing, dance, write poetry, draw, write, program, pretty much everything I want to do I could.</p>

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<p>Riiiight.... Nice Safties, by the way.</p>

<p>Jerod</p>

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<p>wtf....you depress me -_-</p>

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<p>I hope that this is a joke. If not, I think you must lead a very unfullfilling life. There is more to life than making your resume look good.</p>

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<p>I can't even believe people like you exist! You must be joking when you ask about your chances. Get yourself in prison so you can have a flaw on your transcipt to even your chances with the rest of the world.</p>

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<p>Add caltech and deep springs to your safeties, then the list is perfect.</p>

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<p>impossible, you aren't that atheltic, smart or talented in anyway. You use your "spanish" score to make it look legit, you are a lying piece of *<strong><em>. leave this forum *</em></strong>er</p>

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<p>thanks for the laughs!! you have a great sense of humor i must say... 4.5 years speaking enlish and an 800 verbal? i like that one.. nah, but the best is the 13 fives on ap's lol! you are funny as ***. forget applying to these schools, apply to a comedy club in california, im sure u will get accepted there!</p>

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<p>HAHAHA!!! no comments...</p>

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<p>That was beautiful! I was actually considering this to be real - a bit crazy - but real. I got really suspicious at the 14 AP's, (which is brilliant, by the way), but the three varsity sports in addition to all of whats above it had be laughing until my dad had to ask me what was going on. AND THEN all of that wonderful charity work. I LOVE IT! The impoverished Chinese background doesn't hurt either. :-)</p>

<p>I'd say your chances are quite good, although Harvard is really more of a Safety than a Reach...</p>

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<p>hehe the funny thing is that i honestly know five or six people with better stats than that</p>

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<p>hahahah MIT a reach while Harvard a match. ahahhahaha</p>

<p>no way u have time to have taken 14 APs and do sports. 4.92 weighted gpa, you mustve skipped ALOT. it might have been possible without those APs, since some people just dont hafta study for most classes, but you cant get fives on APs without studying (i learned that on APUS).</p>

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<p>i really like that your name on here is "ihateschool" when it seems that you don't spend your time doing anything else... how do you have time to sleep?</p>

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<p>lol he has ONE post. def BS.</p>

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<p>but what are my chances? think I can get in? I got finalist for Rhodes scholar but when they realized that i was only 15 they turned me down. I think Yale is sitll abit of a reach tho.. I only know like 70 ppl there while at Harvrd I know the entire admissions office.</p>

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<p>hahahahaha.</p>

<p>honestly i think you have a 30% shot. aim something for like Miami (of ohio)</p>

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<p>man you really think so? now i am depressed</p>

<p>i think i should take my ACT again to get a 36..</p>

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<p>yea you really should. that 35 just doesnt cut it.</p>

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<p>This satire is biting.</p>

<p>Bravo!</p>

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<p>im friends with "icantieatie" we go to stanford together. hahahaah so funny</p>