<p>There is some crazy **** about UCSD.</p>
<p>"Here’s what i got so far:</p>
<p>1) There are underground tunnels connecting a bunch of the buildings on campus. Documentation at:
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<p>2) Check out UCSD’s Many Spoof Publications
The Disreguardian - released by The Guardian on April Fools Week this regularly trick people into believing the outrageous stories within it.
[The</a> Guardian|University of California, San Diego](<a href=“http://ucsdguardian.org/]The”>http://ucsdguardian.org/)
The MQ - believed to be the premier satirical parody newspaper on UCSD’s campus.
<a href=“http://www.themq.com/index.php[/url]”>http://www.themq.com/index.php</a>
Meetings are Tuesday evenings at 6:00 pm in lovely John Muir College in the Half Dome Lounge.
The Koala - The dirtiest, filthiest piece of reading material possibly ever created, is created by a group of geniuses who will keep you laughing for days provided you can ignore your sense of decency. Even better if read drunk. Meetings are Friday’s at 4:20 PM in the Media Lounge in the Old Student Center above Soft Reserves.
<a href=“http://www.thekoala.org/[/url]”>http://www.thekoala.org/</a></p>
<p>3) Other papers at UCSD include:
The California Review, Gach Noi magazine, Mania Magazine, Saltman Quarterly, The Scene Magazine, Fashion Quarterly, The Sixth Sense, Snow Writers, South Asian Journal, The Triton, The Verge Magazine, Voz Fronteriza, The Left Coast Post</p>
<p>4) Star Wars wall… Located at the UCSD TV building. Scuff marks on the wall panels show where to aim and kick with all your might and listen to the cool sound effects! Now in Alien Invasion Style.
• WARNING Professors MAY BE INSIDE AND IRRITATED BY PEOPLE KICKING!</p>
<p>5) On-Campus Graffiti
• The Mandeville Building has a stairway full of Graffiti which gets updated by taggers almost daily. The administration saved this one stairway and it is a great place to go take photographs.
• The Revelle Anchor outside of PLAZA can be tagged
• The Cement across from Sierra Summit has graffiti carvings.
• Both H&SS and AP&M Buildings in Muir College have stairways where graffiti regularly appears, often in tribute to the flying spaghetti monster and invisible pink unicorn.</p>
<p>6) Stuart Art Collection
• The Green Table - this table is outside Sierra Summit. It has many different sayings written upon it, many of which contradict each other. It’s been called the Schitzophrenic Table because of this.
• Stonehenge - Behind Galbraith Hall this collection of giant stone blocks resembles Stonehenge
• The Warren Bear - this giant bear in the center of Warren Mall is made out of 8 giant stone blocks perfectly connected.
• Sun God- every UCSD student should know the history behind Sun God.
• The Trees - near Geisel Library are 3 trees, the talking tree, the singing tree, and the silent tree. These trees are made of metal and each is self explanatory. The Singing tree has a stump arm near the bike rack path, the talking tree is directly across from that one when you face library walk, and the silent tree stands in front of Geisel Library.
• The Snake Path - this rough path around Geisel Library not only sheds it’s stone (So don’t bike or skateboard on it) but is themed for Paradise Lost. Thus their is a giant book with a quote upon it, as well as a small paradise like location with a bench inscribed with more quotes from Paradise Lost.
• READ/WRITE/THINK/DREAM is inscribed in the colored glass at the entrance to Geisel Library.
• Standing - this statue in the UCSD Medical School is of a naked woman on a giant tree and water drips from her hands into the ponds below. Check it out if you’re ever in the vicinity of Club Med.
• Two Running Violet V (The Giraffe Nets) - The Blue Tennis Nets in the Eucalyptus Forest near the Price Center. “Rumor Has it they were developed to catch runaway giraffes from the San Diego Zoo.”
• La Jolla Vista View - located near the theatre district close to Che Cafe, this is a outlook over La Jolla that includes a map at the time of its creation and a telescope for distant viewing.
• UNDA - a series of stone blocks that consist of
• Something Pacific - this consists of 2 segments inside & outside the Media & Communication Building at Marshall College. The inside is an amalgation of TV screens doing wierd effects to TV shows currently on. The outside is a set of statues which represent various actions of entertainment and media. It is very interesting.
• Untitled - This peace of art is dedicated to the Matthews Marine Corps Base that was once on the UCSD Campus site. Consists of the large flag pole, a memorial stone, and a drinking fountain.
• Terrace - at the Cellular and Molecular Medicine Facility, this consists of interesting architecture and a paved open space.
• Another - the giant clock with a newsfeed in the Price Center East, this is plastered with phases consisting of another. Also the ground beneath it has various quotes covering a variety of topics.
• Red Shoe - in the eucalyptus grove in South West of Revelle. Near the La Jolla Playhouse. It’s a giantic Red Shoe.</p>
<p>7) Other Art
• The Chair - on back side of the first floor of Galbraith Hall (CLICS) is a giant wooden chair. You can climb on it and take some cool pictures.
• Dr. Seuss Statue - Outside Geisel Library is a really cool statue with Dr Seuss and The Cat in the Hat to honor the namesake of Geisel Library
• Rope Swing - Several Ropes hang from trees on the NorthEast side of Geisel library that are sturdy enough to hang on and swing from. It’s pretty fun.
• Gum Post - this lightpost has been converted into a gum post as students add their gum to it. Believed to have been started at the beginning of 2008. Located across from the basketball courts at the entrance to the Sixth College Quad.
• Visual Arts Facility - Cool place showing various attempts at art, one stairway looks like the front of a boat. A large trampoline is on the second level and many cool designs are prevalent throughout.
• King Triton Statue- Timmy Triton, believed by many to have been a massive waste of money, is located at the base of the stairs leading out of Price Center East.</p>
<p>8) The Full Moon Drum Circle - Every full moon at Black’s beach there is a large bonfire. Many people gather to have a good time. Their are drummers and people playing various instruments, a handful of dancing hippies, and various other sights and sounds. Attending one of these drum circles needs to be a priority at least once while at UCSD.
• Also in either July or August the Harvest Moon Festival is held with nearly 900 people and 200 drummers.
• WARNING - Anyone going to Black’s Beach in the daylight risks viewing male nudity and other unpleasant sights</p>
<p>9) Che Cafe - built in 1969 is officially a vegan food joint with some decent food and regularly has indie and punk bands that come and play, often with a five dollar cover charge for admission. It has some very colorful graffiti along the outside. Behind Che Cafe is also the Vegetable Patch. They have carrots, tomatoes, strawberries, and many other fruits & vegetables.</p>
<p>10) Sixth College Canyon
• Abandoned hulks of vehicles, old sewer systems, giant pipes & other cool metal objects everywhere
• Roped Tree - This tree is tied to the ground with a great deal of ropes. Rumor and Jokes tell of the trees destructive nature before it was tied down.
• GeoCache! - Located off the beaten path in the Sixth College Canyon, this is filled with all sorts of interesting objects as well as funny commentary in the GeoCache Log.</p>
<p>11) Warren Woods
• Monkey Bars - their is a set of monkey bars along one part of the Running Path relatively close to the entrance of the woods.
• Three Teepees and Wood Shelters - built with broken branches stretched around certain trees, these are pretty cool place to relax and take pics.
•The Faces - A ring of faces painted on the trees near the entrance of the woods.</p>
<p>12) The Super Quiet Zone - The top floor of Geisel Library is the Super Quiet Zone. Any noise made up there is liable to get you either shot or cause a riot, both of which are likely to end horribly for you.</p>
<p>13) The Jacobs School of Engineering
• Motion and Audio Sensing Camera - On the fourth floor of the Engineering II building, this is immensely fun to play with. It follows your voice and motion in the room and projects it on a screen.
• UCSD Cal-(IT)² web Cam - Can be controlled by anyone online, and can be used to take pictures of people/stuff/yourself in the alleys of the Jacob’s school. More info here: [Calit2</a> : California Institute for Telecommunications and Information Technology](<a href=“http://www.calit2.net/about/buildings/ucsd/webcam.php]Calit2”>http://www.calit2.net/about/buildings/ucsd/webcam.php)
• Marine Lab - At the Cal-(IT)2 building.
• Antarctica Map - At the Powell-Focht Bioengineering Hall, it’s a giant screen of Antarctica with various sensors, pretty cool.
• Perching Polly - On the ground floor of the Engineering-I Building is a fake parrot that perches on a limb. Currently broken due to alchohol, this is in the middle of a nice secluded place to relax.
• The Clock - a cool clock with three different faces each with a different meaning, this is near the end of Warren Mall close to the snake path.</p>
<p>14) Relaxing Locations
• Picnic Circle - this firepit and chairs just off the walkway to Warren past Geisel, this is located in the brush and easily visible from the snake path.
***Also, next to this is the Memorial to James Winne Jr. who was a protester of the Vietnam War who set himself on fire in Revelle Plaza on May 10, 1970, leaving charred bricks where his body & possessions lay.
• Da Hood - this location in the brush near Canyon View Terrace & Earl’s Place is a cool place to go and just hang out. Their are decrepit chairs and a couch there. Turn at the pole in order to reach it.
• Hidden Outdoor Room - go through a gate in the Center for Magnetic Recording Research in Warren and you will be in a secluded garden like space with benches. It is right near the opaque paneled walls.
• Rooftop Tables & Garden - On the Powell Structural Components Laboratory Building. It overlooks the New Price Center East. Very peaceful & relaxing location.</p>
<p>More Cool Stuff Coming Soon."</p>
<p>-From Crazy **** you didn’t know about UCSD FB Group</p>