<p>that sounds orgasmic.
can i join</p>
<p>You just don't want to get Big Bertha or Big Bubba... the ones that can do 200 at a time. Damn, those will **** up your ass hole and your back.</p>
<p>I need some posts to be senior</p>
<p>oh i envy you, as you are almost a senior member, willmington.</p>
<p>only 300+ more posts til i can get reduced-price meals at IHOP.</p>
<p>Haha</p>
<p>The college board minions are none too bright. When the AP Test was over the proctor (for those who watch stargate, a pale evil being controlled by the CB gods), gave us a 10 minute account of how the essays are.. get this</p>
<p>GRADED BY REAL LIVE HUMANS!</p>
<p>She apparently thought that this had to be made abundantly clear to us as we apparently seemed to think a computer graded the essays, magically. Not only this, she went through the trouble of bringing in a real LIVING AP ESSAY GRADER! A portly man with hair past his rear he was beaming from one fleshy cheek to the other. She then encouraged him to go around shaking peoples hands as well as give a speech. Classic.</p>
<p>oh, they don't grade essays with scantron?
oh....</p>
<p>Hmmm...I think the CB is controlled by robots for some reason...every time I call them a robot answers!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>That scantron machine does sound rather arousing. I imagine the beeping and scanning is most stimulating.</p>
<p>sounds kinky...</p>
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<p>oh **** i just creamed my pants.</p>
<p>Robot? Thats simply an AP student who refused to discuss the FRQs for 48 hours, brainwashed. Poor soul.</p>
<p>Nice hyperboles</p>
<p>CB agents will probably take us out of the APUSH test tommorrow in cuffs...</p>
<p>hahahh i dont have to take APUSH.</p>
<p>i already got raped against the wall with apush last year.
sodomy and worse.</p>
<p>im just a complete tool when it comes to history.</p>
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CB agents will probably take us out of the APUSH test tommorrow in cuffs...
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cuffs? agents? that is kinky. some s&m from cb eh?</p>
<p>one of my friends (who will be an engineer major, thus he couldnt give a rats @$$ about lit) answered all three essay questions in one paragraph, then he slept for 1 hour/45 min.</p>
<p>Cuffed to a scantron machine as the beeps pulsate through your body in geometric patterns, as ravens schythes slice your body to pieces and lovely country music plays in the background. Ahhh, the wonders of CB torture. Prepare yourselves. It only gets worse.</p>
<p>****, I have 5 exams to go.</p>
<p>Jay, that man was an imposter. They never let the graders out of their cells!</p>
<p>that sucks, my last one is tommorrow. Now I just have to wait for the damn scores...</p>
<p>AHAHHAHAHA ustas- your friend is genius. i wonder what his essay sounded like.</p>
<p>oh jay, you and your provokingly arousing imagery of sex with the scantron machine.
mmm.</p>
<p>ahaah 3 down 3 more go to for me.
i have a bio ap on monday.
and *** am i doing wasting time on cc for 3 hours?</p>
<p>actually ive been cc-ing 26 hours per day for the past week.</p>
<p>Three essays in one paragraph? That my dear friend is an act of pure genius. I feel sorry for the boy getting intimant with the scantron machine when THAT one goes through. He is going to go into convulsions. Hot.</p>