<p>Hmm...we read a lit essay that got an 8 that was only 1 paragraph. Granted it was 1.5 pages but still...</p>
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I feel sorry for the boy getting intimant with the scantron machine when THAT one goes through. He is going to go into convulsions. Hot.
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<p>LMAO
Can you imagine someone else stumbling on this thread. It would sound pretty disturbing. The upside is if CB ever goes into the porno industry we can help...</p>
<p>Oh.. hmm, I think I wrote a 5 page paragraph. HAHA</p>
<p>ive had my part/share in disturbing threads.</p>
<p>like the uchicago thread i was active in a few hours ago.
i think i killed the thread with too much "disturbance".</p>
<p>if i get a 4 or 5 i will be so happy, i wrote my 3rd essay on a book i didnt even read (sparknotes baby)</p>
<p>we had this colleg prof. come to our class and give us tips b4 the exam (hes an ap grader)... and he told us about this one time he was grading an open-ended response essay...</p>
<p>well they have this policy about passing the essay around the table to someone who has read the book that the essay addresses, so this one time they got one, and nobody in the entire room had read the book...
they did some research and found out the book did not exist; the sudent had made up the entire plot/characters, everything...i thought that was pretty awesome</p>
<p>AHAHA that's hilarious</p>
<p>I so thought of making my own book up. hahaha</p>
<p>Post 1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!</p>
<p>actually on the french speaking and essay, i made up facts about myself. i said i was athletic.
in truth, i am so athletic that i block basketballs with my face.</p>
<p>congrats, willmington. you're now eligible to have reduced-priced meals at IHOP.</p>
<p>i remember when i celebrated my 500th post.</p>
<p>it was on some thread on the cc cafe about parents watching porn.</p>
<p>They should give the kid an automatic 5, its complete genius...</p>
<p>Chained Boys & The Scantron Machine
by C.B. Orgasmobeep</p>
<p>I SO wish I had wrote about that.</p>
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actually on the french speaking and essay, i made up facts about myself.
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Yea, I rewrote the history of Rome, I missed the date it fell by a few centuries and made up a few other things.</p>
<p>Chained Boys & The Scantron Machine</p>
<p>that sounds more like a song title.</p>
<p>ha-- so this test--ahem. </p>
<p>Let's see-MC pretty good.</p>
<p>Essays-- Holy shiznit. What happened? I started backwards, luckily, but by the first prompt I was practically delirious. I wrote veeerrrry philosophically (aka bs).... and the second essay.... I understood what the prompt was talking about, and I knew what to write, but I just couldn't get it into a nice essay.</p>
<p>Ugh. I was so lightheaded that by the time I walked out of the door I didn't even care.</p>
<p>Did you all notice that the open ended questions was kind of weird? I mean, compared to all the past prompts, it was a weird idea.</p>
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Chained Boys & The Scantron Machine
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<p>hmmm :) robot porn</p>
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Yea, I rewrote the history of Rome, I missed the date it fell by a few centuries and made up a few other things.
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<p>ahahhaah i remember last year's APUSH fr.that was probably what happened with me too. i bet i was off by only a few hundred years or so.</p>
<p>I like catchy titles, what can I say?</p>
<p>Lets see you do better, whoever comes up with the best title gets a cookie! </p>
<p>How about Great Sextronations?</p>
<p>Sounds official enough.</p>
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Lets see you do better, whoever comes up with the best title gets a cookie!
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<p>i'm a cookie.</p>
<p>Fine, eat yourself. Doughboy.</p>
<p>doughgirl*</p>