Ask me for advice; i have the secrets to life.

<p>ouuch i’m so hurt by your refusal :stuck_out_tongue:
fine, i shall now refer to you as my internet homosexual friend. :slight_smile:
(P.S. If, hypothetically, I were to kidnap you, I would not pick Kanye’s MO…knockout and ninja skills are more my thing ;)</p>

<p>Hmm … well idk if you remember my previous question about that guy who im suppose to go to the mall with before, but anyway this is regarding him (kinda …)</p>

<p>So he texts me like practically everyday. I’m still not sure if he likes me though. When he knew about my boyfriend and he would text me a lot too, but not a much as now. But today I went to sonic with my ex ( i had a banana split haha) and he was all like “i miss you” and “i wanna get back with you” it weas pretty patheic. then he came over my house and the new guy started texting me like the minute i entered my house. so then my ex stole my phone and was reading all the texts and was like “*** youre already talking to some guy” i told him we were just friends and he was like “trust me no guys asks about a girl’s day if they just wanna be friends” is my ex right? i kinda hope he is, but he’s kinda a ******bag so i dont really believe him.</p>

<p>ke es la ke hay?</p>

<p>Should I go to Purdue?</p>

<p>How do I raise my math act grade? My life depends on it.</p>

<p>“my parents have made me play piano for 11 years. I play pretty well (not many people can suck at something they’ve been doing for that long), but I don’t like it. Never have, never will. I don’t grasp music theory very well, and it is impossible to be a true musician without understanding it. Anyway, they made me start playing because they insisted it would help my brain develop. And they’re still making me play because they’ve “invested too much money in it to stop now.” I have so many OTHER hobbies I love in life that’d I’d rather be doing. How do I convince them to stop making me waste my time on this one? Or should I just wait it out one more year until I escape to college?”</p>

<p>well, I don’t know your parents. if it were my parents, i would just refuse to play. however, if you feel like this issue can do a number(god i’m clever) on your relationship, i would just put up with it for one more year while constantly professing your hatred for music. </p>

<p>“ouuch i’m so hurt by your refusal :stuck_out_tongue:
fine, i shall now refer to you as my internet homosexual friend.
(P.S. If, hypothetically, I were to kidnap you, I would not pick Kanye’s MO…knockout and ninja skills are more my thing”</p>

<p>yeah… i’m not too thrilled with the idea of uma thurman kidnapping me either.</p>

<p>"Hmm … well idk if you remember my previous question about that guy who im suppose to go to the mall with before, but anyway this is regarding him (kinda …)</p>

<p>So he texts me like practically everyday. I’m still not sure if he likes me though. When he knew about my boyfriend and he would text me a lot too, but not a much as now. But today I went to sonic with my ex ( i had a banana split haha) and he was all like “i miss you” and “i wanna get back with you” it weas pretty patheic. then he came over my house and the new guy started texting me like the minute i entered my house. so then my ex stole my phone and was reading all the texts and was like “*** youre already talking to some guy” i told him we were just friends and he was like “trust me no guys asks about a girl’s day if they just wanna be friends” is my ex right? i kinda hope he is, but he’s kinda a ******bag so i dont really believe him."</p>

<p>well i have to point out the obvious here. your ex is not really your ex. you failed to choose, which is why you have t angsty and horny guys vying for your womb. i found the fact that you had a banana split ironic b/c you are split right now. also, that guy definitely likes you. even for my closest friends, i don’t really care how anybody’s day went. however, people who usually ask this are looking for a relationship and not a hook-up, so you have that going for you.</p>

<p>"ke es la ke hay? "</p>

<p>What is the what here? I, the wise one, am giving answers to everybody’s problems. i have to say though, i’m not really sure on what you said. i take french, that looks like portugese or spanish shorthand.</p>

<p>"Should I go to Purdue? "
absolutely not</p>

<p>"How do I raise my math act grade? My life depends on it. "
ok first, your life doesn’t depend on it. second, buy some prep books, do the tests, review answers.</p>

<p>pinkslip, a girl that I was sprung on for at least 4 months, who whenever I asked her out, told me she would think about it and then let me down at least twice, she flaked on me millions of times, and told me if she wasn’t going to college she would have dated me. now she wants a last goodbye over drinks before she leaves. I really don’t want to rekindle anything but she’s a friend and I shouldn’t say no. Should I go?</p>

<p>holy **** nice insight on the banana split.</p>

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<p>Very good, it’s Puerto Rican slang for “what’s up?”.</p>

<p>So what’s up?</p>

<p>piano or guitar?</p>

<p>“pinkslip, a girl that I was sprung on for at least 4 months, who whenever I asked her out, told me she would think about it and then let me down at least twice, she flaked on me millions of times, and told me if she wasn’t going to college she would have dated me. now she wants a last goodbye over drinks before she leaves. I really don’t want to rekindle anything but she’s a friend and I shouldn’t say no. Should I go?”</p>

<p>no. you should stay.</p>

<p>"holy **** nice insight on the banana split. "</p>

<p>you’re welcome</p>

<p>"Very good, it’s Puerto Rican slang for “what’s up?”.</p>

<p>So what’s up?"</p>

<p>nada senor</p>

<p>"piano or guitar? "</p>

<p>guitar. hands down.</p>

<p>Am I going to finish my summer homework?</p>

<p>"Am I going to finish my summer homework? "</p>

<p>yes, but it will be at 2 AM, the night before your first day of school. damn procrastination</p>

<p>Darn it! Too bad I have to turn it in next week! Why do they make me turn it in a week early?</p>

<p>I have 10 days to read approximately 1000 more pages and 25+ more pages tot ype for my AP science class. I have read entire books (actually long books that are difficult) in one day when completely on task. I think I can do it with 1.5~ days to spare, do you concur?</p>

<p>What should I write my college essays about?</p>

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<p>pinkslip, I already agreed to go. What can I do now, besides flaking?</p>

<p>Should I go to mexico for a week(the flight costs 600 bucks but then all the hotels foods etc are paid)? losing the 2rd week of class?</p>

<p>^How are your meals and hotel paid for?</p>

<p>pinkslip, do you regret making this thread?</p>