<p>anyways: "2399 on SAT, 3.999912 GPA, hopeless for ivies? Considering suicide..."</p>
<p>"I called the pizza guy and ordered thirty tacos and he told me to suck a chicken's **** and die slit-wristed in a cesspool!!" (<---- true story that happened when my friend tried to prankcall, I was there and I called McDonalds and they were more generous)</p>
<p>^ Oh my God. That is amazing! The best prank call I made was calling an old lady and starting to cry and ask if my mom was there. I was not as funny when the lady started freaking out, so I hung up.</p>