Attention-Grabbing Thread Titles

<p>Let’s come up with the funniest, most obvious ■■■■■ thread titles! :D</p>

<p>I’ll start…</p>

<li>Chance me at my safeties: HYPSM</li>
<li>2400 on the SAT. Should I retake?</li>
<li>PM me if you want Roger Dooley’s password!</li>
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<p>Just add on to the list! :)</p>

<p>The "my resume isn't impressive, but will anyone be kind enough to chance me?" thread in Princeton U's sub-forum.</p>

<p>Has anyone seen it? Go check it out, and see how "unimpressive" it is.</p>

<p>The "I've only taken 25 APs!!!! Can I get into any college????!!!!!" threads</p>

<p>lol "3. PM me if you want Roger Dooley's password!"</p>

<p>^
Haha!
I have it. Do you want it? :)</p>

<p>"I just manually nuetered my cat"< That would catch my attention!</p>

<p>^^^^First post in a while that has actually made me laugh out loud!</p>

<p>
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I just manually nuetered my cat

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LMFAO!</p>

<p>anyways: "2399 on SAT, 3.999912 GPA, hopeless for ivies? Considering suicide..."</p>

<p>"I called the pizza guy and ordered thirty tacos and he told me to suck a chicken's **** and die slit-wristed in a cesspool!!" (<---- true story that happened when my friend tried to prankcall, I was there and I called McDonalds and they were more generous)</p>

<p>^ Oh my God. That is amazing! The best prank call I made was calling an old lady and starting to cry and ask if my mom was there. I was not as funny when the lady started freaking out, so I hung up.</p>