<p>I know most of the dorms pretty well, so, as objective as I can be…</p>
<p>Max: Location is awesome, color scheme is… well, you know, garish. Max is bit more of the standard “college dorm” experience than other places, but I mean that in a very, very positive way. It has great people, lots of activities. The rooms for first years are all doubles and bigger, rooms are super-nice. The dorm’s also really near the quad, and right next to the dining hall and library. </p>
<p>BJ: Such a pretty dorm, great people, in-building dining hall which is nice. In terms of the scavenger hunt, I think it says a lot about BJ that they rarely win (Snell-Hitchcock’s kind of got this dynasty thing going on, I seem to remember), but always have just about the most fun of any team, which is just as good as winning, if you ask me. With all the love to BJ people, you know when you keep hearing that “crossing the midway isn’t that big of a deal” that it actually is kind of a big deal, but it’s not like you’re in Siberia. Count on a 15 minute walk to the library, 10 minute walk to classes in Eckhart/Kent (Math and big lecture halls) and a bit shorter to places like Cobb, where you will take a billion classes, no doubt.</p>
<p>Snell-Hitchcock: Snell and Hitchcock are technically two separate dorms, but they’re the only ones that are actually on the quads, so they’re kind of the undisputed kings of “location.”. Snell is all singles, and has about half as many people as Hitchcock, which has doubles. Spots in Snell go really fast because it’s super-pretty, and not that big, which means that the only people who get rooms in them are students who got in early, and decided to go to UChicago right away, so take that for what it’s worth in terms of the people. I certainly don’t believe they’re cultish or antisocial at all, and I’m not quite sure where people get that from. You must have a reason for wanting a single your first year, and I’m guessing it’s not because you’re antisocial. (Though maybe it is?)</p>
<p>Shoreland: Dammit, it’s not there anymore. Shoreland ruled.</p>