<p>Hi, everyone! As we approach March 10 when our fate will become clear, we're all getting our hopes up. Most of us will face rejection, it's inevitable. So to keep us positive, I've decided to make a "bad rejection" thread. Come up with rejection letters that are worse than the ones you will get. :)</p>
<p>Dear applicant,
There were candidates much better than you, so we cannot offer you a spot for this fall. You should not have wasted our time applying.
Sincerely,
dream school</p>
<p>:)) That’s a great bad rejection letter</p>
<p>Dear Sincostan,
Your application was among the worst for the 2014-15 admissions year. Because of this, we fortunately can’t offer you a spot this fall. We hope the best for you,</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>ExeOver-DeerKiss Academy </p>
<p>Dear applicant,
You received the lowest possible score from the admissions committee. You really thought that only applying here would improve your chances?
You don’t even deserve my signature.</p>
<p>Dear Squashisawesome,
Your application was the worst I have ever seen and by golly your teachers hate you! Who even plays squash anyways? Thank You for wasting my time. </p>
<p>Sincerely,
Stuck up AO</p>
<p>Dear needtoboard,</p>
<p>We are offended that you even thought that you were qualified to apply to our school. We have never seen such a horrendous application in the history of our 200+ years old school. In our admissions process we rank students from 1 to 10, 10 being the highest and your mean score was -27.</p>
<p>Good Riddance,</p>
<p>I’m so offended I won’t even sign</p>
<p>Exeterbunny,</p>
<p>Although we are aware that you are a qualified applicant and that you’ve dreamed of attending our school since you became aware of its existence, we are afraid we cannot offer you a place here. There was a record breaking number of applicants this year and they were all highly qualified, you not included. Please do not apply again, you will not be considered for acceptance.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>AO </p>
<p>I love these! Keep 'em coming!</p>
<p>Dear applicant,
As an admissions committee, some applications stand out to us. They are fun to read and tell us a lot about the students who compliment us by applying. Fortunately, we received many applications like this and yours was not one.
Sincerely,
Dr. MoreAccomplishedThanYou</p>
<p>Dear ,
I think the fact that we forgot your name says a lot about you. </p>
<p>Dear sincostan,
Our school has received thousands of applications. Many are good. Some are outstanding. Yours was the latter of the two. We have decided to give a spot for the 2014-15 school year.</p>
<p>JK LAWLS. Your application was terrible. Don’t even think about saying our schools name.</p>
<p>[insert applicant’s name here]</p>
<p>sry but ur app suxd lol</p>
<p>k bye</p>
<p>Dear Applicant,
You are most likely aware of the fact that my colleagues and I have been reviewing applications for the past month and a half. We were lucky enough to have encountered a great number of more than stellar applications. But enough with this nonsense that doesn’t apply to you, regarding your admission decision… As the late John Fitzgerald Kennedy, former student here at Choate once said, “No.” </p>
<p>Regards,
Dr. Kanye YoloSwag, PhD</p>
<p>You call that an application? A baby could have made a better application. That’s all that needs to be said.</p>
<p>Dear Readyforwork,
Apparently you’re not ready for work by the lack of depth and quality in your application. I humbly apologize that you assumed you were to level of greatness that gets accepted into this school. While I do congratulate you for applying, even though it was pointless, you have wasted mine as well as my colleagues valuable time. Thank you for the application fee; hope to never hear from you again.
Best Regards,
Mrs. I’m better then you</p>
<p>Dear (your name is too stupid to even type up),
we are not saying that you are too stupid/unqualified/unworthy to attend Lawrenceville (which you clearly are).
We are just saying that if we had to choose between you and a person who didn’t even apply…we would obviously choose the second option for blatant reasons. But i mean don’t be discouraged we encourage you to apply again next year so we can have the pleasure of ruining your life/dreams/aspirations TWO YEARS IN A ROW! we even sent you a PLAIN t shirt because you are not worthy of wearing anything that says Lawrenceville on it 
I would wish u a good day but then i remember that i just rejected you from the school of your dreams!
hehehe but #YOLO right?</p>
<p>with much love,
Mrs. Hotshot got a degree from Harvard after attending Lawrenceville(the school that u got rejected from) </p>
<p>Dear ____,
You’re rejected.</p>
<p>Dear Sir or Madam:
This is our standard form rejection letter signed by autopen. Don’t take this rejection personally, since we didn’t address it to a person but rather to “Applicant,” defined as anyone residing at this address. If you wish to receive a personalized letter of rejection, please fill out the enclosed School Endowment Contribution Form accompanied by your check. Please note that receipt of certified checks of $100,000 or more will receive special consideration in the rejection process.
Sincerely,</p>
<p>Oh man, these hurt.</p>
<p>Dear Applicant,</p>
<p>I would like to notify you that your application was such a riot with the admissions committee, that we are keeping it forever, framed in our office, if anybody ever needs a good laugh. I honestly cannot stop laughing at the thought that you even considered visiting our website, and especially step foot on our campus. I don’t even think that your application even deserves a word as advanced as “rejected,” so we thank you for the $50, and please do not say that you ever applied to our school, as it would probably be an insult to all of mankind. </p>
<p>With much hate,
School that laughs at you</p>
<p>Dear candidate, in reviewing our security footage we know it was you who kayaked in for a swim at the boathouse dock. We were going to politely waitlist you but you are now a solid reject. Please remit payment for the enclosed invoice covering our day use fee including interest and penalties at your earliest convenience.</p>