Bad Rejection Letters

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<p>Dear _____,
No.</p>

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<p>^^ best one yet! </p>

<p>Dear applicant,
No. Just, no. Can you not?
[and then below that line of text:] <a href=“http://www.dafont.com/forum/attach/orig/3/1/314440.gif?1”>http://www.dafont.com/forum/attach/orig/3/1/314440.gif?1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>I think I just won the Worst Rejection Letter contest</p>

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<p>By a landslide</p>

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<p>Just like always! :)) B-) </p>

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<p>It was YOU who stole the cookies from the cookie jar!</p>

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<p>Dear ExAndKiss,</p>

<p>Congratulations on your acceptance into your local public high school. From the beginning we have said that the right fit matters more than anything and we truly believe that your mediocre life has found a great fit.</p>

<p>Intentinal Typo,
AO</p>

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<p>@stargirl What’s the reference? </p>

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<p>@sincostan
Dear applicant,
We saw you take three cookies from the plate in the Admissions Office. You will not survive here with that lack of self-discipline.
Sincerely,
Mr. Jones, RD</p>

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<p>Ah. I see. And yes, unfortunately, that was me. </p>

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<p>Oh, applicant…
If only there was someone out there who would accept you.</p>

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<p>Dear Cherrypie,</p>

<p>Congradulations! We are glad to accept you for…
Oh wait, wrong one. You were rejected.</p>

<p>Sorry,
Exover</p>

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<p>Dear Sorifootball,
Your scores have burned a gaping hole at my heart, please pay $10000 at your earliest convenience to pay for my new brain surgery from reading your application.
Regards.</p>

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<p>Dear Mufasa (since you were rejected, we’ll continue to push you down in the dumps and misspell your ridiculous name),
you just did not make the cut. You were R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D, rejected. That is the opposite of respected. Listen kid, you just were not good enough. Kay? Now that we’ve got that out of the way, why? Why did you apply? You are aware that you needed to cure cancer by the age of 12 and win the IMO at the age of 9. But no, you still applied. You got what was coming to you. Now we (as in Mr.Hassan, Governor Hassan, Zuming Feng, the rest of the facult, and the adcoms) are going to toast to your rejection. Pinot grigot seems befitting of the occasion. See you never on our campus or around our Harkness tables.
— Phillips Exeter Academy B-) </p>

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<p>Dear Myjanda,
Thank you for your application and interest in our fine school. Unfortunately, we have to reject you. However, do not be totally discouraged, we have an opening in our janitorial staff and after seeing your pathetic grades and EC’s, we think this is the best offer you will be getting this year.
You can start next week and tell everyone you are coming to our school, which you are. Just don’t tell them what you’ll be doing here.
Sincerely,
Your new boss</p>

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<p>Dear needtoboard,</p>

<p>…</p>

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<p>This thread needs to be revived! Especially in the final hours before we learn our fate!</p>

<p>Dear Applicant,
Only a 2500 on the SSAT? Why did you even bother applying? And I mean c’mon, Olympic Gold in the 100M dash at age 11? Why not age 9? Psh, slacker. A 104% average and a 6.0 GPA? Our lowest students have higher scores than that. If you want to even have a chance next year, I suggest taking up underwater basket weaving. It really builds up character. But honestly, with that kind of history, you don’t have a chance. Try harder next time.
Sincerely,
YOUR DREAM SCHOOL</p>

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<p>Dear Sincostan,
No. </p>

<p>P.S Your name is stupid. You suck at math. </p>

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<p>Now that I have a couple, I realize that all rejections are bad. :(</p>

<p>Dear stargirl,
Life stinks. This is a test–will you make it?</p>

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<p>Dear Jersey girl
You are no longer in the running of becoming America’s next top prep student…be always remember to be fierce </p>