<p>I’m not lying about the AP World one!! That actually happened. We stared at the girl for 10 seconds and she realized. She really shouldn’t have been in the class in the first place…</p>
<p>“Wait, wasn’t Grover Cleveland a baseball player? I think you’re mixing him up with the President, Grover Cleveland Alexander!”</p>
<p>“Republicans have better music because all blacks vote Republican!”</p>
<p>“Whoah, Abraham Lincoln was the cat in the hat in disguise!”</p>
<p>Oh, my history class SMH.</p>
<p>@Keeidy Oh c’mon, the kid thought it was funny himself. >.></p>
<p>“Who’s Osama Bin Laden and why are people posting about him?!”</p>
<p>“I just got a problem with cops. If s**t’s goin down I don’t want some pimply faced kid fresh out of the academy lookin all spiffy in his uniform wavin a radio around so he can call for backup!”</p>
<p>IDK.</p>
<p>“Psst Kieran… Is the capital of South Korea Seoul or Jerusalem?”</p>
<p>(We were discussing plant reproduction a few minutes prior to this)
Bio teacher: When someone climbs a pine tree, what substance does it leave behind on them?
Student: Sperm?</p>
<p>ROTC:</p>
<p>"So, who is the President of Iraq?</p>
<p>Girl: Osama Bin Laden?</p>
<p><em>Laughs</em></p>
<p>Girl: What? Aint that why we killed him?</p>
<p>Dick Cheney would be so proud</p>
<p>Kids in the bus: Wait, so are you Asian or Korean?
My friend: …I’m both.
Kids: WHOA, you’re MIXED?!</p>
<p>I laughed so hard.</p>
<p>Hahahahahahahahah</p>
<p>I love this thread.</p>
<p>“What timezone are we in?”</p>
<p>“Cccc- Zinggg- Gah”</p>
<p>-------------------------------------------If it is to be, it is up to me…</p>
<p>I was on the phone with someone and she reminded me of something that happened in class last year:</p>
<p>(we’re in the media center, on the computers)
Student1: “UGH, i just wrote everything in capitals!”
Student2: “Just click caps lock and start over.”
Student1: “I know, but it’s annoying…”
…a few seconds pass by…
Student1: “HOLY CRAP…”
Couple of students from class: “What!?”
Student1: “I just realized that the ‘caps’ in caps lock stands for CAPITALS!”</p>
<p>lmao. =P</p>
<p>Not actually from a class I was in, but from one of my friend’s classes:</p>
<p>Teacher is talking about the North Atlantic Drift.
Student: “Is that why there are Cubans in Miami?”</p>
<p>8th grade, history class:
(we somehow started talking about how milk is processed)
Boy 1: “… So I wonder if the chocolate they put in chocolate milk is natural or it’s the artificial, syrupy stuff - it would be cheaper that way I guess”
Girl 1: “Wait, I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows…?!”</p>
<p>LOLOL these are hilarious.</p>
<p>english honors, 9th grade. a girl was giving a presentation on judaism in english class (we were reading the chosen).
she asks if there are any questions.
kid: “so, is muhammad ali, like, a really important prophet in your religion?” dead serious.</p>
<p>world history honors, same year:
kid’s twin brother (yes, there are 2. it’s not a good situation.): “we’re reading a book in english about the vietnam war. it’s called a separate peace.”</p>
<p>Walking in the hallway and i hear:
“so my niece is a girl…” smh</p>
<p>8th grade health: </p>
<p>We each get to write down anonymous questions about the reproductive system and put them in a box. The teacher reads aloud each question before answering it. </p>
<p>One of the questions: “What color is sperm? Is it green like it shows in the textbook?”</p>
<p>A girl in my 7th grade biology class:
“So, if you went to the bottom of the world, would you fall off?”</p>
<p>A girl said to my 9th grade English teacher, “So, my uncle said he thought he recognized you and wanted to know if you used to be a stripper.”</p>
<p>Lol so this was in APUSH…we were looking at the painting of Washington crossing the delware…where hes standing like captian morgan on the boat…</p>
<p>And my teacher says well this is basically wat happened</p>
<p>America…we will kill you in your sleep…on christmas…it was hilarious lol</p>
<p>Thats gonna be the theme of our ap shirts</p>