<p>Hahaha today in health class:
We were talking about how apparently there’s this street in the town i live where a lot of pedophiles live, and how there’s a rumor that if you walk down there at night you’ll get raped. </p>
<p>*<strong><em>student 1 is gay and everyone knows it in the class</em></strong>**</p>
<p>Student 1: “That’s not true! There’s no pedophiles there; I live near that street and walk down it like 6 times a day…” (cutoff)
Student 2: “No wait! That’s why he’s gay!”</p>
<p>He always had us guessing random words that would relate to the point in history he was trying to make from his clues, and some people said the funniest things!</p>
<p>Teacher: “This one is a country in Europe”
Girl: “South Carolina!”</p>
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<p>Teacher: “What kind of water system did they start using in cities?”
Same Girl: “Crocodiles!”</p>
<p>This was funny because my friend was being dumb on purpose</p>
<p>Practicing organic nomenclature in chemistry, my teacher drew a molecule on the board
Teacher: Would someone like to name this molecule?
Friend: Let’s call it Fred
Teacher: <em>blank stare</em></p>
<p>We were going over the naming systems for different organic substances.</p>
<p>Teacher: Does anyone know of any uses for ethers?
Student 1: Well, on Pokemon, you can use them.
Student 2: Yeah, they restore your Pokemon’s PP.
Teacher: Peepee? (confused) I don’t even care. Let’s move on…</p>
<p>One day last year we were going to have a shelter in place drill. Our English Honors teacher sarcastically said “I guess they haven’t released the chemicals yet.” So this one girl took her literally and said “…They’re going to to release chemicals!?”</p>
<p>Oh and watching the stupidest kid you know trying to type in apple into yahoo stocks. He goes from ‘eppl’ to ‘opple’ to ‘aepl’ to ‘ippl’ to finally asking me “how do you spell apple?”. it was so incredibly hard not to laugh.</p>
<p>me answering question : “3.45”
Teacher: “You have to round it up to 4.”
me: “what?”
Teacher: “The 5 rounds the four up to a five, and that five rounds up the three to a four.”
(She was saying 3.45 turns to 3.5 which rounds up again to 4)
whole class: “…no”</p>
<p>You know how on maps of the United States they’ll usually put Alaska and Hawaii in individual boxes in the bottom left corner? Well, one student thought that’s where those states actually were, off the coast of Mexico.</p>
<p>Teacher: I’ll bring in some Canadian music for you to listen to. You might not like it though"
Girl: “Don’t worry, it’ll be in Canadian so we won’t understand it anyway!”</p>