<p>“Would you say that its normal if someone has an average of 3 bowel movements per day?”</p>
<p>AP Bio fun.</p>
<p>agnijay- Was the freshman a guy or girl? haha</p>
<p>Teacher: Class turn to page 15</p>
<p>Guy: Ms. Hughes, what page 15 on…</p>
<p>RedBalloons: Haha, yes, someone did actually say that.</p>
<p>Same class:
[teacher]: “That’s a very nice picture, [student], but gravity doesn’t go that way.”</p>
<p>During Chemistry, a student receives a call from one of her friends and decides to take it. Therefore, the teacher started mocking her and got the phone from class and fake-called the principal.</p>
<p>After the girl hung up and the teacher “hung up” from his fake call, another girl asked the teacher “did you really call the principal?”</p>
<p>fpalm</p>
<p>Spanish 2, before class</p>
<p>“What’s the word for ‘thank you’ again? Danke, right?”</p>
<p>She wasn’t kidding.</p>
<p>This is hilarious!</p>
<p>History, when a trip to Berlin was announced: “Is that on the continent?” </p>
<p>History again: “Was Richard Nixon king during the Norman conquest?” [this one was a twelve-year-old in first year—I’m British—but still…]</p>
<p>French: "Aujourd’hui, je suis tr</p>
<p>In International Relations a student said this on the topic of the Kyoto Protocol. They shortened the word ‘massive’ to ‘mass’ not knowing it would sound like this.</p>
<p>“I had a mass debate with my friend about this”.</p>
<p>That was only the beginning as well.</p>
<p>I have sooooo many good ones, but I can narrow it down to just one.</p>
<p>Basically our Calc BC teacher is a grumpy young guy who likes to be mean to people, except girls. haha. But he also teaches regular Algebra II, and he likes to be really dismal about the futures of the kids he teaches in those classes. So in his Algebra II class some kid got a 50 on one of his tests, so the teacher hands him back the test with an Arby’s job application stapled to the back.</p>
<p>So ive read about stupid students… But what about stupid teachers? We were talking in history class about how the blacks had to have equal services and utilities as the white people. </p>
<p>Teacher: “… If the white people have a golden bench, then according to the law, the black people should have a bench that is of equal quality to the white people.”</p>
<p>Student: “But what if one of the benches break?”</p>
<p>Teacher: “Well then its up to the black people to fix it…”</p>
<p>Student: “…But i didnt say which bench broke…”</p>
<p>Teacher: <em>damn</em>…</p>
<p>One from history today: “The Balkans were British-owned islands claimed by Argentina…”</p>
<p>Boy looking at a map of South America: “I can’t find South Africa”</p>
<p>Yes, south America and Africa are similar in shape, but c’mon…</p>
<p>-back in 9th grade REGULAR global studies (and a reason for why i will never take a regular class again), while discussing the Holocaust:
“Is Jewish a religion?”</p>
<p>-a senior in my envi sci class:
“Wait (Teacher), would you consider salmon a fish?”</p>
<p>my years in high school are causing me to lose my faith in humanity…</p>
<p>Teacher: “There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.”</p>
<p>I was shocked he said this and slightly amused, but what made it funnier was that everyone just looked at him stone faced, no reaction. That struck me as funny as the comment.</p>
<p>Kid in my history class during a middle east unit</p>
<p>“All muslims are terrorists”</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>“I did NOT have a baby with my imaginary unicorn!”
My French class gets reallllyyy off track.</p>
<p>Multicultural Perspectives- (an unweighted easy 100 class)
“Is Appalachia a country?”
“Are there still Soviets alive?”
-Same kid, same class period.</p>
<p>I wanted to throw myself off a building.</p>
<p>Certain people just shouldn’t be allowed out of their house.</p>
<p>I have literally four pages of the crazy things my AP World teacher said. A sampling:</p>
<p>“Is it always wrong for me to go next door and shoot my neighbor because he’s blowing his leaves in my yard?”</p>
<p>“Monty Python, for those of you not familiar with it, is a movie popular with potheads.”</p>
<p>“The Jesuits were the elite scholars of the Catholic Church. Catholic SEALs.”</p>
<p>“Show choir is a perversion of the human race.”</p>
<p>(Three months after the initial quote) “I could very easily end my neighbor’s life for blowing leaves in my yard!” (I don’t think he liked his neighbors."</p>
<p>“MULTIPLE CHOICE HOEDOWN!”</p>
<p>“Iowa City is a horrible craphole.”</p>
<p>(Referring to his newborn baby) “As far as labor goes, some things can’t be unseen.”</p>
<p>“Yes, I’m opposed to full-frontal male nudity in schools.”</p>
<p>9th grade historyTeacher-“Does anyone know the significance of the ides of march?”</p>
<p>Student-" Cinco de Mayo?"</p>
<p>Econ- answer to question was stock market Teacher-" So after reading, what do we think is the most risky vehicle of investment?"</p>
<p>Kid who just woke up-“Motorcycles”</p>