<p>In my 6th grade history class some kid thought that indians lived in trees. Some new girl from somewhere down south hadn’t heard of the Holocaust till 8th grade. I don’t have exact quotes on these things, but meh.</p>
<p>From a language teacher:</p>
<p>My way of teaching is 96% effective. But it doesn’t prevent STD’s.</p>
<p>“We take the exam in the fall…not the fall.”
“Did cavemen see in 2-D?”
“Isn’t India in Europe?”
“What’s that ocean next to California called?”
“I thought the Atlantic Ocean was under South America.” ^ same person as above.</p>
<p>Oh wait, I have another one. 10th grade World History class, a girl titles her essay, “Islam the Country.”</p>
<p>Kid in 10th grade:</p>
<p>Obama is a socialist! If he passes this health care bill, I’m going to move to Canada!</p>
<p>Exact quote freshman year history final: “Pssssst. Which world war came first?”</p>
<p>Teacher: “How do you think birds evolved to have wings?”
Student: “By flapping their arms until they grew them.”</p>
<p>9th grade.
The day before an expected snow day the principal says over the intercom “If you want to know whether or not we’re having a snow day tomorrow, call Jenny at 876-5309”
The majority of the class knowingly chuckles at his joke
*Spanish teacher proceeds to write down the name and number on the whiteboard and makes sure everybody writes it down in their agenda.</p>
<p>Also freshman year
Involving my favorite teacher, Mr Stuckey…
During a biology test
Stuckey: Ryan, are you copying off of Aric?
Ryan: yeah
Stuckey: Well knock it off</p>
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<p>In 8th grade science class (I’m a junior, but I STILL remember this), we were talking about different types of rocks, how layers of sediment are formed, and what they can tell us. The teacher was lecturing in the front of the room and most of the students were half asleep, like usual.</p>
<p>Idiot girls interrupts the teacher in the middle of his speech, suddenly bursting out with: “Is the Grand Canyon man-made?”</p>
<p>Took the class about 10 minutes to recover from that.</p>
<p>Also, some horse riding girls in my school starting freaking out over the slaughter bill when they found out (for those of you who don’t know, horse slaughter for human consumption is now legal in the US). They took to Facebook for a night and ranted on their walls about how horse were more “speshul” than any other animals (I’m a horse rider btw, but I’m pro-slaughter for several reasons. PM me if you really want to know why). The best part? Several of them posted statuses such as, “K seriously im not joking. Lets getan equestrian mafia and petition outside the white house. Fcking hate obama. Moving to canada kbye”</p>
<p>Canada. Where horse slaughter is legal. Where horses from the US were going to be slaughtered before.</p>
<p>Last one: We were having a debate in English class, and even though the class was pretty firmly on two different sides of the issue, everyone ganged up on this one girl who would shut up and who kept making these really sensational statements she couldn’t prove. The best part? Towards the end of class, I think she got tired of us probing her. So, in an effort to “prove” her point, she burst out, “Well, I wouldn’t believe anything that wasn’t true!”</p>
<p>Cue the "Wow"s and quiet snickering.</p>
<p>AP World History Teacher: “Having the Spartans help the Athenians would be like us asking Al-Qaeda for help.”</p>
<p>Student: “Where’s Al-Qaeda?”</p>
<p>For some reason, she transferred out after the first quarter…</p>
<p>Also, answers I heard for the geography bee in the continents section: “Russia” “England” “Alabama”</p>
<p>9th grade Biology</p>
<p>Teacher: A water molecule contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms.
Student: Omg. Oxygen? Water’s alive?!</p>
<p>Ana Mastropiero has lost her faith in humanity after reading this thread <em>facepalm</em></p>
<p>P.S. 876-5309!!! 876-5309!!! 876-5309!!! Hysterical! Maybe your Spanish teacher wrote the number down because 867-5309 was the actual number used in the song, failure.</p>
<p>9th grade advanced english- “Wait… are we still in an ice age??”</p>
<p>9th grade social studies- Teacher: “What led to the influx of the population in the early 20th century?” Completely serious guy: “The bubonic plague!”</p>
<p>3rd Grade</p>
<p>Daisy: Mr. C, do you have a husband?
Mr. C:…
Daisy: Do you?
Mr. C:…I’m straight…
Daisy: Oh.</p>
<p>Sixth grade boy: “I speak American!” Lololololol…</p>
<p>Teacher: Literature is important and so is english education…
Student: What does literature mean?
Me: “Sigh”</p>
<p>11th grade
“west virginia is a state?”</p>
<p>" I always thought Africa was a county"
Apush 11th grade</p>
<p>In geometry honors: “Remember class, it’s not a circumcised circle, it’s a circumscribed circle.”</p>
<p>“When a rectangle and a rhombus have a baby, a square comes out!” hahahaha</p>
<p>I said this in APUSH a few weeks ago… “I thought NAACP was some kind of sports association.”</p>