<p>Hey guys, I'm currently trying to write an creative essay or short story for a writing competition but have zero idea on what to write. </p>
<p>Wanna make suggestions? I'm sure you guys have plenty.
Thanks.</p>
<p>Somebody comes to a college forum to steal other peoples' ideas rather than thinking of their own.</p>
<p>ooh, and then the people who have their ideas stolen attempt to hunt down the OP and kill him! (If killing is too gruesome, they can hunt him down to tie him up w/ duck tape) Actually, I think I'm gonna go write that story. Mind if I steal the idea, southeasttitan? :)</p>
<p>Then of course they journey to Johto and defeat Ash Ketchum with a 12-gauge shotgun. They also take Pikachu, baffling Team Rocket.</p>
<p>Oh dear, look what you guys have done, you made UtterlyConfused utterly confused. :(</p>
<p>And if they kidnapped Pikachu, PETA would chase after them, with a whole fleet of lawyers ready to file charges for animal cruelty. However, PETA and the lawyers would get stuck in airport security, due to improper documentation, and then Pikachu and the kids escape to Timbuktu, were they live of off the money in their off-shore bank accounts. :)</p>
<p>But they had forgotten about Keith Richards, aka Client #8.</p>
<p>No, not client #8!!</p>
<p>Pikachu then kills everyone in a tragic short circuiting accident.</p>
<p>I told them not to poke Pikachu with a fork :(.</p>
<p>Keith Richards is appalled at the utter senselessness (??) of everyone's death. He challenges Pikachu to a duel. Pikachu agrees, fork in hand. They meet the following morning, in a foggy field. As far as Pikachu can tell, All Keith Richards is carrying is an extension cord. "Aha! I have him now!" thinks Pikachu. As the battle begins, Richards pulls out......A TOASTER!!!</p>
<p>Then George W. Bush gets a 3rd term!!</p>
<p>and Spitzer shows up screaming at Bush and coming to the aid of client #8... "us <em>clients</em> must stick together"... and the Democrats and Republicans fight it out.</p>