<p>I'm so stressed right now because im on CC and not reading the book im suppose to finish but i started reading and i'm sleepy but i can't go to sleep so can anybody make me laugh?? any funny stories??</p>
<p>A year and a few months ago, I was hanging out with a friend who lives across the street from the stadium our high school football team used to play in. We were going to go over and watch the game but decided to have something to drink first. One led to another, however, and we tried out various liquors over the course of a half hour. Being small and having drank quite a bit, I was fairly intoxicated. Anyway, this is generally the best state in which one can enjoy a high school football game, so we walked over.</p>
<p>We got in with no problems at around halftime. I hung out with a couple friends, and the night passed without incidence. However, around this time I'd developed a bit of a crush on a girl in one of my classes. I noticed the girl in particular was there at the game. By the time the game was over, I'd formulated a plan. I stood up on a hill overlooking the field, ready to implement my plan to win the heart of this worthy woman. My friend showed up as I was about to go up to the girl (I'll refer to her as "H").</p>
<p>"What are you doing?" he asked.
"Dude, I've got the greatest plan," I responded hazily.
"Uh... what?"
"Dude, I'm just gonna go up to H and say, "H, I wanna **** you!" It's the greatest plan, man!"
"That's completely retarded. Let's get out of here."
"Nah, dude, you don't understand! I'm just gonna go up to her and say "H, I want to have sex with you," and it's gonna work!"
"You are way too drunk."
"Here she comes, man, I gotta run!"</p>
<p>My friend proceeded to pick me up and carry me out the gate. In hindsight, I suppose my plan was not quite as foolproof as I had drunkenly supposed. We capped off the night by meeting up with friends and sitting out on a dock passing a bowl. Ah, I miss those nights.</p>
<p>That probably wasn't the kind of story you were aiming for, so apologies in advance.</p>
<p>haha lol if u had actually said it to the girl it would've been a lot funnier lol... so the next day she probably thought of u as a retard... lol</p>