Chance me for top-tier colleges?

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>Hey guys! What are my chances for these schools?:
Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Columbia, Penn (Wharton), Stanford, MIT, CalTech, UChicago, Duke, Dartmouth, JHU, WUSTL, Oxford, Brown, Cornell, Emory, UC Berkeley, Pomona, Amherst, and Williams. </p>

<p>[li] SAT I: 2400</p>[/li]
<p>[li] ACT: 36</p>[/li]
<p>[<em>] SAT II: 800 US History; 800 Math II; 800 Physics; 800 Bio; 790 Spanish
[</em>] Unweighted GPA (out of 4.0): 4.5</p>

<p>[li] Weighted GPA: 5.0</p>[/li]
<p>[li] Rank : 1/521</p>[/li]
<p>[li] AP: All 5's in 16 AP's</p>[/li]
<p>[li] Senior Year Course Load: rigorous (all AP's and two community college classes) </p>[/li]
<p>[li] Major Awards: National Merit Scholar, AP Scholar with Distinction, some math and robotics competition awards, an essay contest award, and Mock Trial awards</p>[/li]
<p>[li] Extracurriculars/Work Experience: [/li]Founder and president of History Club (4 years)
president of Robotics Club (4 years)
President of Investment Club
NHS
Varsity football (4 years)
Raised $52,000 for my school's public affairs academy
I started a small business that is estimated to be worth $1 million
Editor of school newspaper
I wrote an article for the New Yorker
Mock Trial</p>

<p>[li] Volunteer/Community service:[/li]around 500 hours</p>

<p>[<em>] Essays: My counselor said my essays were the best she has ever read
[</em>] Teacher Recommendation: Should be awesome
[li] Counselor Rec: Amazing</p>[/li]
<p>[<em>] State: CA
[</em>] School Type: Large Public
[<em>] Ethnicity: Native American
[</em>] Gender: Male
[li] Hooks: Native American, first generation</p>[/li]
<p>Thanks guys! I'll try to chance back!</p>

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<p>You sound like a ■■■■■.
Unweighted GPA should be UNDER 4.0. Weighted GPA is out of 5.0, so it is impossible for it to be 5.0.</p>

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<p>also, tell me the name of your business. If you aren’t a ■■■■■, kudos. You’re pretty much set.</p>

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<p>definitely a ■■■■■.</p>

<p>2400
Native American
4x800 SATII
16 AP
valedictorian
$1M business</p>

<p>… impossible</p>

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<p><em>sigh</em> Look, I can’t tell you the name of my business because that would reveal my identity, but I can assure you I’m real. I deduct from your responses that my stats are impressive–and who am I kidding, they are impressive. I guess I didn’t really need create this thread, but whatever.</p>

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<p>Only 16 APs? You might be able to get into… Cornell, I guess, but it’d be one hell of a reach. You should have applied yourself more.</p>

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<p>You’ll be rejected at most elite schools. Your stupidity is very evident. Million dollar business? C’mon, everyone knows that it’s only worth going to college if you’re worth at least a billion dollars. </p>

<p>I suggest 4 more years of high school before you even fathom spending valuable time learning how to turn your now (hopefully) billion dollar business into the typical $60bil that most people run (none are dropouts, I assure you).</p>

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<p>I smell a ■■■■■. If you’re not, well, you should be happy.</p>

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<p>^What exactly is a “■■■■■”? And thanks for all the sarcastic comments!</p>

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;sk;jklmk DRAG him!</p>

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<p>Please ■■■■■ more realistically next time.</p>