chance me pleez! (applying to all ivies)

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>alright so i have an excellent GPA (1.23) marred by a few failures, but that all got sorted out in summer school, and i was unable to fill out the SATs but i did get a few points for writing my name down</p>

<p>my extracurriculars include summer school, community service done for a burglary issue, and i've held a job from summer 2006-present as a serial mooner; there's some community service for that as well, but what can i say, you have to make some sacrifices. i am also president of Birdwatchers United.</p>

<p>i'm applying to all of the ivies (harvard, yale, rutgers, etc etc) because i think that they might be flexible with my work schedule i.e. no classes before 3 PM and milkshakes served every hour on the hour. i have $5 in my college fund but am hopeful about garnering some scholarships/free rides. if any of you are willing to chance me, i'd appreciate it!</p>

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<p>I’d say you’re a perfect match for all the Ivies. Seriously. Impressive stuff.</p>

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<p>Fail ■■■■■ is fail.</p>

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<p>i’m sorry, but what’s a ■■■■■? is that like a type of ethnicity? can i put that on my application?</p>

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<p>I’d say the tougher ivies are a reach for you, but they are for everyone.
You’d probably be a match for the rest of the ivies, and you’re definitely getting in Rutgers.
I’d suggest applying to some easier top non-Ivies like Carnegie Mellon, Northwestern, Tufts and UChicago, just for some safeties–you’ll definitely get in these places. </p>

<p>Good luck!</p>

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<p>I like you.</p>

<p>Hope I’m not too forward</p>