Chance me

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<p>I'm a Native American test tube baby that was found on top of a trashcan in Tijuana. I've been a foster child in a negative income clown family ever since and had to overcome the pressure from my family to go to clown college and not a four year college (therefore being the first in my family to go to a legitimate college). </p>

<p>I spent 11 years abroad in the Ivory Coast. I risked my life several times a day to free chocolate picking slaves.</p>

<p>I'm a competitive sky diver and am the captain of Varsity Lacrosse, Croquet, Cricket and Rowing Team at my school.</p>

<p>I developed a cure for the common cold. </p>

<p>When I was twelve years old, I was drafted by the Vienna Philharmonic as a bassoon soloist.</p>

<p>I once convinced a four year old to eat Brussels Sprouts. </p>

<p>UW GPA:4.1
SAT: 2500
ACT:37</p>

<p>Chance me?</p>

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<p>150% chance of getting in. I think one of your most significant achievements to this date would be convincing a four year old to eat Brussel Sprouts. Thats too impressive.</p>

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<p>I think you have a really high chance of getting in. Your grades are good, your scores are good, and your extracurriculars are fantastic. Everything seems to be aligned in your favor, you are native american, and lived a trying childhood. Best of luck to you. I think I read a story about you on the front of Newsweek last week too? Weren’t you that kid who was selected as the next American astronaut?</p>

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<p>No chance. You haven’t taken any subject tests. XD</p>

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<p>At first I wasn’t impressed, but then I read that you fed a 4-year old Brussel Sprouts and I had a heart attack! Forget the other stuff, THAT is your hook. :D</p>

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<p>Yes, amazing stats. While you’re at it, run for president!</p>

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<p>■■■■■!!!</p>

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<p>^ That’s just immature. XD</p>

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<p>Did you forget to add that you volunteered at the local Boys and Girls Club 25 hours a day eight days a week?</p>

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<p>@GrayPhantom: Obvious statement is obvious.</p>

<p>@OP: I dunno, I think you need to stand out more. As it is I don’t really see any hooks or real defining traits that set you apart.</p>

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<p>Oh, I’m so embarrassed! Yes, I did make national news. However, the important thing is that we spread awareness of the plight of underprivileged test tube babies that are also Native American. My real aim there was civil rights activism.</p>

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<p>Wow, this is so amazing <em>eyes full of tears</em>. And GrayPhantom, everyone was just playing along with the OP :P</p>

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<p>@GrayPhantom: lol what’s a ■■■■■?</p>

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<p>You forgot to mention that your original research found the cure for cancer.</p>

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<p>Your SAT scores are a little low… Keep in mind Harvard rejects many kids with 1337+ SAT and 69+ ACT.</p>