Chances?

Colleges and Universities A-Z Princeton University
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<p>Well since everyone is posting their stats I thought I might as well give it a shot. Here goes:
ACADEMIC:</p>

<p>SAT I: 2500 (I got 100 points extra for correcting a bad question.)</p>

<p>ACT: 38 (I scored a 36, but got 2 extra points for my good looks.)</p>

<p>SAT II: Literature - 800 U.S. History - 800 World History - 800 Mathematics Level 1 - 800 Mathematics Level 2 - 800 Biology - 800 Chemistry - 800 Physics- 800 Chinese with Listening - 800 French - 800 French with Listening -800 German - 800 German with Listening - 800 Spanish - 800
Spanish with Listening - 800 Modern Hebrew - 800 Italian - 800 Latin - 800 Japanese with Listening - 800 Korean with Listening - 800</p>

<p>GPA: 5.0 UW, 6.5 W (Yes, this may seem odd. But I cought a few good photos of my principal making out with a student and.. well... used my persuasive powers.)</p>

<p>I have taken 15 AP exams. My scores are as follows: 5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5.</p>

<p>ECs/other:</p>

<p>4 years varsity football, basketball, soccer, and wrestling.</p>

<p>I am the champion of the world at playing tuba, violin, piano, and saxophone.</p>

<p>I won a really prestigious science award (that I forgot the name of) for making a few minor corrections to Eistein's theory of relativity.</p>

<p>I volunteer at an mental hospital for 12 hours a day.</p>

<p>I have gotten laid 7459 times.</p>

<p>I have performed cardiovascular surgury.</p>

<p>I have 245 patents registered to my name. Including, among other things: the frying pan, the computer chip, and the piano.</p>

<p>I was the campaign manager for the Prime Minister of Israel.</p>

<p>I am a full-blooded african american, hispanic, and cherokee all at the same time!</p>

<p>I am Jenet Rapelye's nephew.</p>

<p>I am super cool.</p>

<p>Whaddaya guys think?</p>

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<p>dude, no chance.
don't even bother applying.</p>

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<p>Very Nice. I Want Make Sexy Time With U</p>

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<p>Yeah, this is * princeton * we're talking about. To be honest, i think you'll get deferred at the best. Maybe you should've applied to harvard or something.</p>

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<p>Hahahaha--I love you, Ernie! (well, don't we all?? arihant has a lot of competition :p)</p>

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<p>Ernie....dont even bother!!!!!! your on the lowest portion of the applicants..... You honestly do not have any chance of entering ....try somewhere less competitive.... Maybe - UT austin (no offense) or something....lol</p>

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<p>You're my hero!</p>

<p>Edit: And I meant that in a completely non-arihant way ;p</p>

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<p>Absolutely no chance... maybe Yale or Harvard will take you though :P</p>

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<p>hhahahah very funny. props to you!</p>

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<p>this reminds me of that college essay that ends with "but i have yet to go to college"</p>

<p>when i first opened it i thought you were for serious though
with that 2500</p>

<p>i was like damn, i didn't know you could do that!</p>

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<p>Ernie, you made my day</p>

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<p>teehee
but you have to admit it's sad that you took the time to make this up...XD</p>