College Confidential Draft

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<p>Tomorrow, April 10, 2007 will be the calling of draft numbers. EVERY CCer has a number, even females. Approximately 15-20 numbers will be called. These CCers will be required to fight against the local Community College Coroners and Chief Sittingbull's Militia. If you would like to apply to be a conscience objector, you must either PM me your reasoning or post it on here. YOU MAY NOT claim to be a conscience objector after your name is called---only before hand. Conscience objectors will get paperwork.</p>

<p>Thanks--</p>

<p>Gen. Loglord, Prof. Loglord, and Rev. Loglord</p>

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<p>What. /<em>comment</em>/</p>

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<p>Will there be cookies?</p>

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<p>I'm going to file for conscientious objector status. As a Ninja of Love, I do not use weapons or subterfuge to accomplish possibly nefarious objectives for The Man.</p>

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<p>As long as there are light refreshments, I'm there. Salmon puffs, perhaps? I've never had a salmon puff.</p>

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<p>What happens if I go to Canada?</p>

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<p>We shoot you while you cross the border, duh.</p>

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<p>I'm out. And if you call me up, expect a refusal on the grounds of the fact that this is involuntary servitude.</p>

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<p>Anti-War protest !</p>

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<p>I'm already in Canada.... lol :P</p>

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<p>Love not War !!</p>

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<p>YAAAY!! GO WAR!!!11!!11! lolz</p>

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<p>Are you for Union or Confederacy?</p>

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<p>Our great and glorious nation has been proudly declared to be for freedom and against terrorism. Whether we are for Union or Confederacy is of no relevance to this greater struggle. Are you with us -- or against us?</p>

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<p>so what happened to the draft?
this is an oldish thread...</p>

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<p>
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Our great and glorious nation has been proudly declared to be for freedom and against terrorism.

[/quote]

You shall not buy the loyalty of ours with your bloody sweet words! In the Course of human events, it became necessary for us to demand for man named Fizix of Paradise to calm down and explain wazzupnin'.</p>

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<p>In the course of human events, it became necessary for futurenyustudent to tell whoever created this thread to go fight that war against a concept yourself.</p>

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<p>In the course of human events, it became necessary for futurenystudent to cease usage of "in the course of human events" and stop plagiarizing the bloody jokes from Mr.Chipset.</p>