<p>The Jamzmom 2000 :D</p>
<p>How many glasses of Merlot per mile does it take? ;)</p>
<p>Or is it a chocolate-burner? ;)</p>
<p>Dual-fuel? :D</p>
<p>Ok. I'll bite. And the answer is: Dual Fuel! Throw in alittle somethin' - somethin' with wasabi on it & I'm good to go.</p>
<p>Remember:
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein
And my favorite:
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." - A. J. Liebling </p>
<p>Out of the 2000, only two ended up worth while. ;)</p>
<p>I still have no idea what this is all about, of course... :confused:</p>
<p>2,000 posts coming soon...DUH! :D</p>
<p>Oh! :o</p>
<p>So what's the big deal about that? ;)</p>
<p>ditto........</p>
<p>only 34 posts here, but I think I've read over a million......some good and many not so good. I just lay low in the bush and not move.</p>
<p>By the way...there are BEARS @ Nothwestern Prep School, San Bernadino National Forest, Crestline CA. They will chase the students...... </p>
<p>Be careful out there.</p>
<p>We have bears at our school too. They hang out around the officers housing dumpsters. They know where the good food is! :)</p>
<p>You only have to run faster than the person behind you...</p>
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<p>JM needs all the attention she can get and Boss has the hots for her!</p>
<p>^^^^ oh my!!! :eek:</p>
<p>JM- will be happy to drink a glass of merlot in honor of your 2000th! Will even drink one to your 1914th, 1915th, 1916th, ...... :rolleyes:</p>
<p>and LFWB dad, don't you be raining on Boss's p-rade!!!</p>
<p>The "real" "COMING SOON" announcement is the Coast Guard Film hitting movie theaters next week! Boss already has his entire town going! ;)</p>
<p>Don't want to touch that one with a ten-foot pole! :D</p>
<p>Jealousy-the one eyed monster! ;)</p>
<p>Rave reviews from the cadets on "The Guardian."</p>
<p>LFWB Dad will pass on that one so he can watch old WWF wrestling videos with Gorgeous George, Haystax Calhoun, Bobo Brazil and the Mongo Brothers!</p>
<p>No, REAL wrestlers -- Dan Gable, Cael Sanderson and Rulan Gardner</p>
<p>I'll just settle for Battlestar Galactica. :D</p>
<p>Is it October yet? :(</p>
<p>LFWBDAD HAVE YOU HAD A STROKE? I wasn't drinking until I just read here. Gee thanks. Think I'll have a double now. Aye, yer goin' to Davy Jones locker fer sure. Whar ye belong. Garr. And stop picking on my Coastie buddy.</p>
<p>What's the big deal? Zaphod, they didn't give your "studio full of wonderful prizes" when you hit 2000? Someone must be slipping.</p>
<p>I'm sure Jamzmom already has all her prizes picked out. Merlot and Choclate are high on the list of course.</p>
<p>Hey, I just hit 250 posts! Any prize for that? Probably a wet Kleenex.</p>
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<p>Nope. They gave me a 3-day ban to let the competition catch up. ;) :D</p>
<p>well you needed it, you are 15 years removed and spend way too much time on this site ;)</p>
<p>Oh man, Don't start that again!!! :mad: :D ;)</p>