<p>People will read all 9 chapters of this soon to be book and think “Where did the world go wrong?”</p>
<p>
</p>
<p>probably lol.</p>
<p>[CHAPTER</a> 10: Silly Earthworms.](<a href=“http://www.nrri.umn.edu/worms/educator/images/EarthwormsCover.jpg][b]CHAPTER”>http://www.nrri.umn.edu/worms/educator/images/EarthwormsCover.jpg)</p>
![http://www.nrri.umn.edu/worms/educator/images/EarthwormsCover.jpg][b]CHAPTER](http://www.nrri.umn.edu/worms/educator/images/EarthwormsCover.jpg%5D%5Bb%5DCHAPTER){kind=link}
<p>Today, an earthworm crawled. </p>
<p>Crawled he did. </p>
<p>Funny, because. . .</p>
<p>There once was a man, named buffalo bill. Just a regular anglo-saxon male. For safety, he always took his mom with him when he went hunting. He hunted all kinds of things. When he came through the village with the day’s haul, all the children sang “Hey buffalo Bill, what did you kill? Buffalo bill.”. But one day, they asked him if to kill was not a sin? Buffalo Bill said God put the animals on earth for us to kill. One day buffalo bill went a hunting. He kept hidden, scope on the lion cubs. But little did he know that the bigger game was waiting right behind him. The lion was too quick for Bill. The jungle was saturated with his blood-filled screams. The children asked where Bill was, but after a couple days they had known his fate. The smallest but wisest of the children said “He hunted for sport, they hunted for life. Who are the real animals?”</p>
<p>The real animals were Timon and Pumba. </p>
<p><a href=“I%20rediscovered%20The%20Lion%20King%20today.%20.%20.I%20became%20extremely%20nostalgic%20.__.”>size=1</a>[/size]</p>
<p>therefore, the moral of the story is to not mess with animals that can tear you up.</p>
<p>The End. =)</p>
<p>Timon and Pumba Pooped and farted on a little girl, named JuJu, face.</p>
<p>after experiencing such stench, JuJu decided to leave animals alone in their natural habitat. Only one problem: She lived in the jungle. So she decided to look for a village in which to call home. she came across a village in where she met Mowgli, the “mancub”.</p>
<p>Mowgli’s sole purpose in life was to evade Shere Kan, the tiger. </p>
<p>Did he fulfill his sole mission?</p>
<p>Yes, Ironically he solved it with his sole (of his foot) by kicking the tiger repeatedly!</p>
<p>And then, Mowgli decided this thread must be revived. </p>
<p>He finds a fish. Poor fish, for that fish had. . .</p>
<p>No gills, but how can a fish have no gills you ask, well I don’t know either. But thats what made this fish so poor.</p>
<p>Hairy lemon</p>
<p>Join me in my NAKED RUN!</p>
<p>where at dood.</p>
<p>The fish’s lack of gills made him able to breath above water unlike any other fish. He swam until he reached the shore then flopped for days and days until he saw Maddog and a hairy lemon in a naked run. He eagerly</p>
<p>Freaked out, and he evolved to grow a pair of legs. Soon enough, he ran along with them.</p>
<p>(I want to continue this topic!)</p>
<p>But soon after the fish grew legs, other fish in the sea grew legs too and the other fish…</p>
<p>. . .went to my bellly.</p>
<p>They made for some very nice sashimi.</p>
<p>He quickly pulled out his swelling glob of flesh</p>
<p>And went to bed with it</p>
<p>Good show ol’ chap good show.</p>
<p>The end</p>
<p>New story</p>
<p>Carlyle awoke to the sound of a hard gnawing sound. He got out of bed and turned the lights on. There was a rat underneath his nose gnawing away at the carpet. He picked up the rat and held it in his palm. After a moment, he brushed his nose against its fur and took a big wiff. He shook his body all around and began chanting "Ug naf, Ug naf jakka jakka ug naf Chet-tull’ul’daag’hen’grast! UG NAF TIKKI NAF NAF TIKKI NAF!</p>
<p>He turned into a turkey <em>Play the horror music</em> the rat turned 5 feet larger and ate the turkey. The turkey was suddenly in a casino. The sound of gamblers saturated the room. The turkey was suddenly Winston! YES WINSTON FROM 1984. “It’s your turn old bluff.” said the man next to him. Winston looked at his mustache and wrinkled his nose at the sight. It was a grand mustache alright, but it wasn’t the grandness that appealed to Winston’s senses, it was the man behind the mustache. It was Charlie Chapman, Winston’s OLD NEMESIS! </p>
<p>“It’s your turn, old bluff.” Charlie said. Winston slowly turned towards his hand. He had a royal flush! </p>
<p>“All in.” Winston said. He pushed all of his chips (245,000$ worth) to the middle of the table and placed his cards face down onto the table.</p>
<p>To Be continued</p>