<p>haha i have msn messenger open, so it keeps popping up saying xxxxx has signed in. or you've recieved an email from facebook. and my heart stops each time....</p>
<p>Can anyone else imagine the Stanford Dean of Admissions sitting in front of some "Master Computer" with his long, gnarled finger poised over some ominous, red button, labeled "SLAUGHTER"?? He's laughing maniacally at our gruesome fates...</p>
<p>Story time; Back then, when I still had crapcast, I had trouble with the internet, so we called customer service. It was a Thursday afternoon (3pm). What was the answer? "Sorry you called outside the office hours. Please try again later." </p>