<p>someone made a bomb and put it in the boys bathroom. nobody was in there when it went off and it was a pretty weak bomb, so nobody got hurt. they never caught the guys!</p>
<p>somebody brought a gun to school last year -- nothing happened and the principal didnt tell anyone! i found out through a teacher</p>
<p>At a local boarding school, two freshman ran away from school, took a bus to New York City, and tried to get to Miami through the port authority. They were stopped there. One was expelled, the other suspended for two weeks.</p>
<p>Some guys locked the doors on 8 teachers who were holding a meeting and the janitor walking by opened the door like 5 hours later because cell phones have to be kept in a safe outside the door if a member of faculty goes into a meeting at our school. No one was ever caught.</p>
<p>We threw 8 smokebombs onto the schoolyard but everyone just laughed and everyone started to pick them up and throwing them at other kids.</p>
<p>A kid lit off a really heavy firework in the chemistry classroom which was really stupid considering all the gas lines etc and he got suspended for only 1 week !</p>
<p>well this girl in ym school was talking on her cell phone before school.. She was a block away form shcool grounds and shool for her had not begun yet becaus she starts period two. The dean sees her and comes up to her and asks her for her cell phone. (Remind you she is off shcool grounds). She refuses.. So the dean tries to suspend her.. neevr worke.. cuz the mom came up and almost fought dean.. so princpal just ended up yelling at the dean to avoid a fight.. when parents go wild o.O</p>
<p>don't you just love it when school personel almost get their ass whipped by some ****ed off parent, priceless.</p>
<p>sorry for the **** .. it looks like i must have said something very vulgar but on the contrary it was a quite normal term... in my neck of the woods atleast.</p>
<p>standard fight/drugs/weapon suspensions...</p>
<p>A few years ago a kid put some LSD into one of the teachers coffee mugs when she was in the bathroom. Apparently she had a bad trip or something, and had to take a few days off to recover. Kid never got caught but damn the administration was ****ed. </p>
<p>Another kid last year got expelled for starting a fire (intentionally) in one of the classrooms.</p>
<p>When I was in second grade, this kid came to school with a knife and stabbed someone in the leg. I feel kinda lucky, cus I'd gotten in a couple fights with that kid that year.</p>
<p>When my brother was in high school (two years before me), some gang members from Chicago came to the school--in Eastern Iowa--and a 10-15 person fight broke out.</p>
<p>Once or twice every year, someone gets thrown through our cafeteria windows.</p>
<p>People were caught having sex in the orchestra room...later one was caught masturbating in one of the locker rooms.</p>
<p>In middle school, a kid stole Viagra from his dad and put it in someone's food.</p>
<p>Someone got depantsed during gym--all the way.</p>
<p>People got expelled for snuffing Kool-Aid, lol.</p>
<p>An arab kid brought a BB gun to school--he had a siezure later that year.</p>
<p>A kid was looking at anime porn, lol.</p>
<p>Numerous smoking/drinking/drug suspensions (what else is there to do in Iowa?).</p>
<p>Someone knocked a kid unconcious and he got sent to the hospital.</p>
<p>We have cameras all over school, yet someone lit a bathroom trash can on fire.</p>
<p>Oh, and best of all, in fourth or fifth grade, one of my friends sent an email to everyone in the district saying "Elmo knows where you live!" in giant blood-red letters in Chiller font. Apparently lots of littles kids were very scared, lol.</p>
<p>Wait there's more!</p>
<p>A kid pooped in a corner in middle school.</p>
<p>A guy flashed another kid and me in first grade.</p>
<p>Seniors released pigs into the ventalation shafts at the end of the year (they died up there).</p>
<p>A kid "hacked" into the school computer system. Later, I did the same thing, but no one noticed and it in fact wasn't really hacking at all, it was just knowing the password to the root login. Incidentally, the password was our school's name... lol.</p>
<p>Recently, some 7th graders were trying to deal weed at a middle school.</p>
<p>There's been gang violence around my former middle school (in the ghetto) so now no one can wear white t-shirts (apparently they are a gang symbol).</p>
<p>Last year, our sophomore class t-shirts had a snowman on them. Apparently it's a symbol for crack/cocaine affiliated with the rapper Young Jeezee (I think that's how its spelled). Our principal said he's not against Young Jizzy, lol.</p>
<p>Last year, in philosophy, the teacher purposefully locked this really stupid, annoying, ditsy cheerleader out of the room. He said that the only way she could get back in was to bark like a dog (he does this all the time). She refused to, left, and got a key to his room from one of her friends (?!). She came back and cussed out the teacher,so she got suspended, dropped from the class, and couldn't graduate.</p>
<p>This kid got caught cheating, because he was texting a kid in the hallway with the questions and the kid would yell the answers back. It's the stupidest method I've ever heard.</p>
<p>Poor pigs..</p>
<p>"Young Jizzy"</p>
<p>Wait, he said jizzy? xDDD</p>
<p>"This kid got caught cheating, because he was texting a kid in the hallway with the questions and the kid would yell the answers back. It's the stupidest method I've ever heard." </p>
<p>DEE-DEE-DEE</p>
<p>some good ones there in Iowa</p>
<p>Haha. A guy was suspended at my school after he took a cart full of school laptops and put porn on every single one of them.</p>
<p>It was pretty funny -- he was obviously a senior.</p>
<p>What a dummy, I mean sheesh, never heard of email? ;)</p>
<p>Oh no, see, he just wanted to **** off the AP Chemistry Teacher. She's a horrible witch, that one.</p>
<p>And he stopped caring about school by then.</p>
<p>At a school near my house these kids shot a deer and put it on the steps of a rival school (whos mascot was a stag) before a football game.
Bought 30 rats painted them purple and silver and tried to release them at a school, but the rats all died so the halls were littered with dead rats.</p>
<p>This guy got suspended last year for bringing a taser to school..</p>
<p>In my middle school a few years ago several girls got suspended for doing drugs they made with their own little recipe
In high school this one guy locked a teacher in her classroom by moving a vending machine in front of her door... the vending machine isn't there anymore.</p>
<p>kids were having sex on the staircase. Girl called it rape <em>although it was mutual</em> and got suspended. The guy, a good friend of mine, got expelled.</p>
<p>some kid decided to play the pen1s game from the movie Waiting. he got suspended.</p>
<p>during a state exam kids drew a p*nis on their answer sheet and got suspended.</p>
<p>this wicked psycho kid decided to try and kill a girl during wood shop with a knife. he got expelled.</p>
<p>Sorry about your friend, but a staircase. Come on</p>
<p>wow krnpsychopath, that is messed up krnpsychopath</p>