<p>Not really a suspension/expulsion, but still a crazy story...</p>
<p>My high school was right downtown, and in the middle of last year some band instruments started going missing. 7 Flutes and 1 Trumpet later, they figured out that a homeless guy was walking into the school (without anyone noticing, apparantly), stealing instruments, and pawning them for crack money.</p>
<p>Ahaha. Speaking of people walking into schools...</p>
<p>My math teacher told me this.</p>
<p>My school garnered a lot of attention a couple of years ago, when it was established -- "model education" if you can call it that. We used to have people walk in and out of the building all the time, apparantly, and our administrators welcomed that. Well, one day, a stranger walked into the teacher's lounge and started talking to the teachers -- someone even served him coffee. Later, my math teacher went into the room and got her wallet, and she noticed that her credit card was in the wrong side. "Someone went through my purse." she insisted, but no one in the faculty believed her.</p>
<p>Well, a couple of days later, she finds out that someone went on a drug spree across 3 states using her credit card. Haha, the ploy was so elaborate that when the guy flew, he had his girlfriend pretend to be my math teacher to go pick up the tickets and everything. Eventually, no one wanted to do anything about it and she had to get the Local College Police to go capture the man.</p>
<p>So yeah. Just a randomly entertaining story.</p>
<p>wow, ur such a badasss</p>
<p>When confronted with an Enviro project inwhich you had to explain how you could minimize your "footprint" on the earth, a 2nd year senior suggested in his power point to:
Use whales for oil
Canabalism
Population cap (only okay idea)
**Kill yourself*
and something else.*</p>
<p>LMFAO
*</p>
<p>a kid i know got expelled for having sex in a bathroom during school.</p>
<p>and once a kid in my biology class got suspended for coming to school stupid ass drunk. i mean he was trashed. he went to the bathroom to vomit 3 times midway through the lecture and then came back inside, vomitted on his desk, and set his head in it. then when some girls were trying to help him, he got up and promptly passed out on the ground. it was kind of funny. they had to wheel him out on a wheelchair.</p>
<p>Formal suspension for peeing in someone's locker.</p>
<p>No suspensions/expulsions but my principle has major neurotic issues. Shes nuts. She started this thing called hall pass lockdown. Basically, we are not allowed to leave the classroom for any reason. If you have to pee, you call the office and ask for a pass or have your teacher escort you. Also, you are not allowed to reenter the building after the final bell (beware of stacked chairs). This occurs on a regular basis and affects the entire school. </p>
<p>Also, if you are sitting next to A CARD GAME you will be suspended. </p>
<p>Yea, only our teachers have brains.</p>
<p>Someone was "forced to transfer" (meaning: stay and get expelled or save your high school record and go to another school) for tripping someone with an umbrella. No injury. No tears. Just a school official witnessed it along with some laughing students.</p>
<p>MDT = Dude, yours is just scary and violent. Talk about school rivalry. That's intense. Out here, if that happened, parents would be on the phone screaming animal cruelty.</p>
<p>A girl tried to blow up the school with flammable gases and only got suspended for 3 weeks...(and this was her second attempt).
30+ people suspended for a huge racial gang fight, but thats not that silly I guess.</p>
<p>Someone got suspended for peeing on a table in the caf.</p>
<p>breaking into the school- into the science building and attempting to steal parts/chemicals for his robotics competition and science fair project what an f-tard</p>
<p>Some idiots got suspended for smearing fecal matter and urinating in the bathrooms while drunk.</p>
<p>A close friend of mine got detention for bringing a BB gun to school back in 7th grade. All he wanted to do was sell it lol. </p>
<p>And the "regular" stuff, if you can call it that.</p>
<p>This is more of a "my school is crazy" than a "some kid at my school is crazy".</p>
<p>At the bottom of our uniform policy, it says something to this effect:</p>
<p>"Violators will receive escalating disciplinary action. Repeated offenses may result in transfer to another school."</p>
<p>...just for being out of uniform.</p>
<p>And no, I do not go to a private school.</p>
<p>The year before I got to my school, a group of seniors destroyed a memorial for a cancer patient and tarred all of the windows and doors of the school as a senior prank. Safe to say, they were expelled and not allowed to graduate. </p>
<p>People are getting suspended for drugs and alcohol all the time - some junior was suspended for getting a DUI and driving without a license last year. </p>
<p>They also get suspended for fighting all the time. Last year in particular, there was this huge brawl in between periods. I was coming out of the cafeteria and saw the end of it. About 40 sophomores, juniors, and seniors were suspended/expelled. There was blood all over the hallway, and apparently several bones were broken. One girl fell down the stairs and had a seizure. Two seniors and two juniors were expelled, and about 20 other people were suspended. It's just coming out now that the whole fight might have started between those four over marajuana, and just escalated from there with their friends taking sides. </p>
<p>Oh, and last year after V. Tech, some kid in my PE class made a hit list, made copies of it and posted them around the school, and then wrote a note to the principal specifying the date and time he was going to bring in the gun and shoot up the place. He was only suspended for a day.</p>
<p>there was an iPod theif at my school. He stayed in the boy's locker room when everybody was leaving to head for gym class, and the gym teachers shut off the lights and lock the room. The boy went through everybody's things and stole money, iPods, etc. He was then breifly chased by a police officer in school before being arrested.</p>
<p>The worst part was that people couldn't get back their iPods unless the kept the box with the serial number because there were people claiming they lost iPods who really didn't.</p>
<p>Last year this guy decided to do a big senior prank, and so he got all his trumpet playing friends from band together to line up and play the Rocky theme song in main hall while he ran up the stairs in nothing but a pair of boxers and punching gloves. </p>
<p>Unfortunately, that was against the school dress code and our school police officers arrested him. On his way out he even did the whole "I'm still the champion!!!" thing. He got a ticket and the school didn't want to let him walk. Don't know if he ever got his diploma.</p>
<p>I'm not sure if that qualifies as crazy or not, but I thought it was strange.
He was one of those people that loves having attention ya know, and he sure had fun. :)</p>
<p>In high school, my friend threw a wet paper towel at the garbage but it hit an art teacher and she said there were chemicals on it and it burned her. Then she blamed someone else for it and that kid almost got either a severe suspension or expulsion.</p>
<p>This girl in my accounting class had a bottle of vodka on the seat of her car, and when the school police officer did his routine parking lot check to see if everyone has a permit to park, he noticed it and she got suspended for 10 days.</p>